OH THANK YOU JEEBUS

I finally downloaded the Hello, Dolly! soundtrack. BECAUSE OH MY GOD IT HAS BEEN STUCK IN MY BRAIN.

I love Wall*E, but that one song they play is INSIDIOUS. I watched the movie last weekend, and I've been humming it under my breath ever since. Most of the time at work where I can't download it and GET IT OUT OF MY BRAIN.

Lyric Poem

Gakked from jendaby:
Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.

( Move Yourself )

I got a few songs that I have, honestly, NEVER listened to, but I was good and kept them in there. I was, however, judicious with the end-of-line punctuation to assist the poem's flow. (I also didn't put in a line from "Siroi Yami No Naka" because a) WTF, and b) no, really WTF?) Hilariously, the 22nd song was "Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot," which would have ruined the EMOE PAIN that this poem conveyed, thanks to most songs coming up being in the rock genre. YE OLDE EMOE INTERNETS POEME FOR TEH WINZ!

( The Poem's soundtrack )

Oh, I was warned

But I wasn't able to really know how great the Dolph Lundgren version of The Punisher was until I watched it.

Holy shit, this should be mandatory viewing for everyone on the planet. I laughed, I cried, I flinched! (Okay, so, only that last one at the naked Dolph ass, but still!) I think The Punisher: War Zone, Titus Pullo or no Titus Pullo, is going to be hard-pressed to top this one. It's so bad, it's the best thing I've seen in an age.

Man, I should have watched the sucky-ass Thomas Jane Punisher movie first. Because I swear this is the best thing ever, and nothing is ever going to compare. Not fucking ever. Oh my stars.