All clear

Night before I go to the dentist, I have this horrible nightmare about waking up in my bed and practically spitting out broken teeth. My entire mouth is like full of teeth shards and I'm crying because I have no idea how it got so bad overnight. My mom just stares at me. Then I get to see inside my own mouth and it's even worse than it feels. There are gaping gashes in my cheeks where the broken teeth have cut through. It looks like a fleshy cave system ::shudder::

I guess it was a good way to get the heebie jeebies out of my system. Plus, no cavities!

Shut up!

So what if I'm kinda excited about this? I saw them in concert, you know. In my defense, I was thirteen at the time and so lame that I thought someone throwing red panties at Stephen Jenkins during "Semi-Charmed Life" was scandalous. I've no excuse for downloading these songs whenever they come out, though.

It's wrong that this is the most excited I've been about Rock Band songs in a while, isn't it?

SHUT UP! (take two)

IF THEY ARE JOKING ABOUT MAKING MACHETE, I WILL DO SOMETHING DRASTIC!

It took them a few years but they finally realized that the one trailer that was pure gold out of all the fakes in Grindhouse needed to be a movie. Shit yes.