Amusing

[trinityvixen]

Someone has put up signs in the ladies room. I always find these things unintentionally hilarious, like the very notion of bathroom ettiquette in a public toilet is inherently ridiculous. I can't explain it.

This one, though, had this great line: "Please clean the seat if you pee or leave any other bodily fluids on it."

I can't tell you how many times I've been grossed out by the woman ahead of me leaving lymph all over the seat. Gro-oss.

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[ivy03.livejournal.com]

My highschool bathroom had a sign that said:
If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Please be neat - wipe the seat!

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I've seen that elsewhere, too. Usually accompanied by smiley-faces. As if peeing needs smiling to make it all right.

[newredshoes]

Personally, I've always been a fan of "If you love your man and have some class / Don't write his name where you wipe your ass!"

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

...Iiiiiiii don't get it.

[newredshoes]

You know how people will write "Tanya + Gary 4EVER" and "Traci is a WHORE!" on bathroom stalls? Please tell me that's not just an Appalachian thing.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhhhhh....

See, I was trying to figure out how that in any way related to peeing on toilet seats or not flushing. I get it now.

People do that everywhere. My favorite toilet in high school was the one where there were NIN lyrics written all over. I could hum along with those at least.

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

The graffiti in the men's room of the old Comp Sci building at Princeton was hysterical. Someone wrote, "Poll: I prefer my woman has a shaved/unshaven box". There were several replies to this, but the notable one was the reply, "I prefer my woman has a Linux box, so I can use her X-Windows environment."

Ah, CS geeks.