DUDE!

[trinityvixen]

Okay, sorry for the F-list spam, but!!!! I know the people in this article!

The Horwitz's oldest son, Aaron, was my brother's best friend in High School! Oh man! Hey, arcfox7 did you know his parents were moving?

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[ivy03.livejournal.com]

The parents of one of my college friend's moved into a two-bedroom condo once she was out of the nest. They're Iranian and have a large collection of antique Persian rugs. Since these rugs deteriorate rapidly if they are rolled, this means that the rugs are four of five deep in each of the rooms.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

It's funny because my parents expanded just a few years ago, like three-four, when my one sister was about to leave the house, and now it's just one kid in a house that would have (more comfortably) housed us all.

On the other hand, it now fits us all around holiday times, and dad got his super stereo set up. You need extra house to get away from the surround sound.

[slackwench.livejournal.com]

Planning ahead for grandchildren maybe?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Would be nice for them, but the ones closest to making grandchildren live in San Francisco and Honolulu. But definitely making space for them should they chose to take advantage of it. Bribery, perhaps?

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

BAD DAYLE BAD BAD DAYLE....NO FREE CRASH SPACE FOR YOU FOR WISHING CHILDREN ON US!!!!!

your free standing open invite has been revoked till you take back such an evil curse and plauge on our house!!!

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I put up the cross-fingers against the babies when people tell me that, too--"You'll want to have kids someday..."

Me: ::hisses, escapes, warding off the evil::

I'm just saying, you guys are the next closest, not that it would happen any time soon (if at all) so reeeeeelax, hunny.

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

Just kinda got creeped out that we were listed right next to San Fran, and your sister there is pregnant

A CURSE UPON YOU to have many many many many many small children :D

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

::hisses, hides uterus::

Ha! I am having a visit from my Aunt Flo this very moment, so your curses are thwarted for this and many other a month! It may come to pass that the way to get me to the OBGYN is to see about uterine removal to prevent this curse from ever, heh heh, taking seed.

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

WOW TMI!!

Darn it
your mean brother wont let me do that...i ask ever time when its that time of the month, he always tells me no

okay you can come back to play
just leave your beggin for baby ways in NY :D

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I ain't begging for no babies. I'm terrified enough of being an auntie even just the once so far, thanks.

I often wish I could exchange my uterus on the monthlies. First day of them, usually. ::shakes fist:: I don't even want to use you! Why do you hurt me so, uterus!?

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

CHEERS
i am sooo with you on that one :D

i think it would work better the other way around
you only have to deal with monthlies if you are with child
they should suffer, they are the ones using the equiptment!

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Really, let's make pregnancy as unpleasant as possible. Then maybe the stupid anti-abortionists and anti-contraception whackos would shut the F up.

Babies are cute and I wish Dana's the best, but she's welcome to them, not me, thanks.

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

Daylesy you are brilliant.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Well, I think so.

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

I KNOW so ....your brother just always tries to have me commited when i say so :)

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

You should watch out for that. He probably has some clout in that department. Of course, we have blackmail on him that might make him stick out a little more than being just some howli in the hospital could....

::flips through archives of Seventeen magazine::

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

i love you
and i have a copy here :D

good call :)

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

It's really the best short-cut to a "Shut up, big brother" I've got.

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

Dude -- my parents just bought a five-bedroom house "for the grandchildren." Which they don't have. And won't have for years.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding? Isn't your brother getting married? They should already be working on the bebbies!

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

My parents waited a number of years after getting married before having children. At one point, when asked what they'd been doing all that time, he replied, "Practicing."

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I love your parents. That's terribly cute. And there isn't anything wrong with waiting of course. The baby pressure is applied purely ironically, so ivy's brother can relax and not sweat it.

[slackwench.livejournal.com]

How is 2200 square feet a McMansion?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I did not agree with that either. Then again, that still sounds friggin huge compared to any apartment I could ever afford in this city.

[slackwench.livejournal.com]

Sure, but outside the city, that's not that big. I think our house is bigger than that at home. And my apartment is close to that (but it's enormous).

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Wow, your apartment is close to that!? It must cost a lot to heat/power! Our apartment sure does, and it's not 2000 sq ft.

[slackwench.livejournal.com]

Heat is included in our rent. Otherwise there's no way we would've taken this place.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Good deal, then.

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

Wrong people hunny
they are Raul and Kathy....per Darryl
but hey
you got to feel cool for most of the day :D

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Oh shut it. How was I to know there'd be a thousand Horwitzes in Scarsdale? I mean, seriously, it's not like the town has that many Jewish folk in it.

Crap.

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

LOL
its okay
i asked if they might be a relative
no dice

but in your defence
David H was in your grade so its natural you would assume the dads name was david...its all good :)