Couldn't resist this meme

[trinityvixen]

There will be an update on the burlesque, housewarming parties, and more Snakes on a Plane, but first, a meme stolen off this fanfic journal I read:

Assemble a superteam from your various fandoms. Your team must consist of the following:
(1) Team Leader
(1) Warrior
(1) Smartypants
(1) Hottie
(1) Comic Relief

All your superteam members must be from DIFFERENT fandoms. Whether your team has a 'theme' (all girls! all Brits! etc.) and their scope-- whether theyfight vampires, serial killers, invading aliens or work to preventlittering-- is up to you.

And I have several themes, too!

Team Beat Yo' Ass
Team Leader: Admiral William Adama (Battlestar Galactica)
Warrior: Samuel L Jackson (LIFE, duh!)
Smartypants: Brainiac (Smallville)
Hottie: Bruce Wayne (Batman)
Comic Relief: Hannibal King (Blade)

Sit, Team, Sit!
Team Leader: Ace (DC)
Warrior: Bronx (Gargoyles)
Smartypants: Ein (Cowboy Bebop)
Hottie: Sesshoumaru (Inu-Yasha)
Comic Relief: Speak (The Tick)

Kiss the Boys and Make them Cry Team
Team Leader: Laura Roslin (Battlestar Galactica)
Warrior: Zoe Warren Washburne (Firefly)
Smartypants: Willow Rosenberg (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Hottie: Aeryn Sun (Farscape)
Comic Relief: Holly (Red Dwarf)

Team Snark-o-saur
Team Leader: Dr. Gregory House (House)
Warrior: Susan Death (Discworld)
Smartypants: Simon Tam (Firefly)
Hottie: James "Sawyer" Ford (LOST)
Comic Relief: Brian Griffin (Family Guy)

Team Shoe-Size IQ
Team Leader: Clark Kent (Smallville)
Warrior: Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
Smartypants: Arnold J Rimmer (Red Dwarf)
Hottie: Tasuki (Fushigi Yuugi)
Comic Relief: Phillip J. Fry (Futurama)

Comments

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[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I mean, most anyone could see she belongs on that list. The question was only where to put her. She can't kick ass or remove her head from hers long enough to think or crack wise, so that rules three positions right out. Then it was "hottie" or "team leader" and, I'm sorry, but if I were to have a lesbian crush on anyone in Smallville, I'd take a lady with a body NOT like a small boy's, thanks. I mean, not only is Kristin Kreuk just not that attractive, but you've got smoking hot Allison Mack RIGHT THERE. Hell, you've got Annette O'Toole! Hot mama!

So, by default, Lana is Team Leader of Team EMO, which suits her perfectly. If anyone were to lead people into battle under the banner of melodrama, it's Lana Lang.