One for the record books, friends...

[trinityvixen]

[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:53:49 PM): So. Dude. I'm going to see The Covenant tonight
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: Sha?
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: and I totally admit it's just so I can slash whatshisface from the Harry Potter movies with the guy who played Warren Peace in Sky High
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (5:54:25 PM): What?
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:54:55 PM): Robert Pattinson. He was someone in the Harry Potter movies, yes? And Warren Peace from Sky High. Fucking.
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:55:04 PM): that's what the movie is clearly about
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (5:55:17 PM): ....
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:55:19 PM): and no they're not either one of them teenagers in real life
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:55:20 PM): so shut it
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:55:28 PM): they're both like, 20
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:55:31 PM): totally acceptable
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (5:55:32 PM): I don't know that name, but the point here is that you like underage boy sexxx
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (5:55:42 PM): Yeah, but you only like them because they LOOK like underage boys
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (5:55:48 PM): Michelle: she hates her some pubes!
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:55:49 PM): well, they're playing underage boys?
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:55:51 PM): with magic
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:55:52 PM): LOL!!!!
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:55:59 PM): and I think they're evil
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:56:04 PM): evil magical underage boys
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (5:56:07 PM): Ah, correction then
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:56:18 PM): maybe they lack a soul
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:56:19 PM): like me
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (5:56:31 PM): Michelle: Loves her some DARK WIZARDS (as long as they lack pubes...and, possibly, souls)
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (5:56:38 PM): (and have the BUTTSEXX)


[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:57:05 PM): I almost feel the need to post this to LJ
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:57:05 PM): but
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:57:10 PM): I think it might be too vulgar for my f-list
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:57:14 PM): post it to yours instead?
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (5:57:25 PM): Lol, is this because I have no shame?
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (5:57:29 PM): It is, isn't it?
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:57:34 PM): yes
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (5:58:08 PM): I'll trade you my lack of a soul for your lack of shame?
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (5:58:56 PM): Short answer: yes. Long answer: If you're going to complain about being ashamed of this sort of thing, perhaps you ought not to post about your menstrual cycles, spluging over guys in movies, and raping people to death who don't share your opinions on giving women fucking respect on your LJ. Just, you know, consider it.
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (6:00:56 PM): ...
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (6:01:02 PM): I post about those things?
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (6:01:24 PM): I haven't had a menstrual cycle post in months!
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (6:01:50 PM): see how I make no claims to the latter to.
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (6:01:52 PM): two*
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (6:02:01 PM): you've got me laughing so hard I can't spell
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (6:02:04 PM): jackass.
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (6:02:11 PM): which I originally spelled as "hackass"
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (6:02:16 PM): which is kinda funny too
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (6:02:41 PM): Hackass
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (6:02:51 PM): surgery done by Leatherface
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (6:02:59 PM): I meant about my LJ
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (6:03:04 PM): I post those things on my LJ
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (6:03:08 PM): buh-uh
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (6:03:16 PM): oh, I see
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (6:03:24 PM): so now I should give you tips on how to lack a soul
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (6:03:24 PM): um
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (6:03:34 PM): hating everything that's good and decent about the world is a start
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (6:04:30 PM): then you just have to start writing the inexplicable smut about people who show no more signs of wanting to have sex than having once looked at each other
[Bad username or site: “viridian” @ livejournal.com]: (6:04:36 PM): and from there it's all downhill
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (6:05:06 PM): Yeah, you know, I still go to heaven in my religion, so BRING ON THE BUTTSEX, I CAN TAKE IT
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (6:05:10 PM): WOW
[Bad username or site: “trinityvixen” @ livejournal.com]: (6:05:17 PM): TOtally did not mean it like THAT

Comments

[viridian.livejournal.com]

Heh, I totally lied anyway, because whatshisface from the Harry Potter movies isn't in it, it's just who one of my RP friends is slashing him with in one of the multifandom games we're in.

That, however, is not the point.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Man, all those bad username in LJ tag's gone to waste--WASTE!