trinityvixen | (no subject)

Wow! Here's a shocker! I'm bored as nuts at work. I'm going to lunch to relieve said boredom. Have something to say? Something inflammatory for me to rant about? A funny story to share? Humorous website or strange thing in the news? Share! Discuss!

Let's start a fight! Rar! Let's play F, Marry, Kill! Interfandom Death Match!

Put up your dukes!
1) Remakes are better than originals most of the time!

2) Network television is worse than cable/satellite television!

3) Kids are stupid these days!

4) Old people smell worse than dog farts!

5) Books are an outmoded means of conveying facts, fictions, or information of a third sort I can't make start with F!

You want to screw, enfiance, or murder which of the following:

A) Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks, Kate Moss

B) British Prime Minister Tony Blair, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe

C) The stock boy, the checkout lady, the store manager

D) toothpick, toothbrush, dental floss

E) ~~An American guy, a French guy, a Polish guy~~ Wait, wrong time-killer...erm, uh, eh, George Clooney's hair, George Clooney's smirk, George Clooney's nipply batsuit

There can be only one!

!--Solid Snake, James Bond, Jason Bourne

@--BloodRayne, Dracula, Angelus

#--Link, Robin Hood, Dan Hibiki

$--Starbuck, Trinity, Zoe Washburne (HOLY FUCK, THAT IS SO HOT)

%--The Doctor, Rupert Giles, Lord Elrond (SO IS THAT)