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[trinityvixen]

Wow! Here's a shocker! I'm bored as nuts at work. I'm going to lunch to relieve said boredom. Have something to say? Something inflammatory for me to rant about? A funny story to share? Humorous website or strange thing in the news? Share! Discuss!

Let's start a fight! Rar! Let's play F, Marry, Kill! Interfandom Death Match!

Put up your dukes!
1) Remakes are better than originals most of the time!

2) Network television is worse than cable/satellite television!

3) Kids are stupid these days!

4) Old people smell worse than dog farts!

5) Books are an outmoded means of conveying facts, fictions, or information of a third sort I can't make start with F!


You want to screw, enfiance, or murder which of the following:

A) Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks, Kate Moss

B) British Prime Minister Tony Blair, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe

C) The stock boy, the checkout lady, the store manager

D) toothpick, toothbrush, dental floss

E) An American guy, a French guy, a Polish guy Wait, wrong time-killer...erm, uh, eh, George Clooney's hair, George Clooney's smirk, George Clooney's nipply batsuit


There can be only one!

!--Solid Snake, James Bond, Jason Bourne

@--BloodRayne, Dracula, Angelus

#--Link, Robin Hood, Dan Hibiki

$--Starbuck, Trinity, Zoe Washburne (HOLY FUCK, THAT IS SO HOT)

%--The Doctor, Rupert Giles, Lord Elrond (SO IS THAT)

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[arcane-the-sage.livejournal.com]

There can be only one!

!--Solid Snake, James Bond, Jason Bourne
Winner: James Bond. It was a close match, but one of the crafty creations of Q comes through in the end to bring James out alive.

@--BloodRayne, Dracula, Angelus
Winner: BloodRayne. Both Angelus and BloodRayne take one look at Drac and Slay his ass twelve ways from sunday. Angelus turns to BloodRayne ready to fight and she responds by ripping open her clothes and going for his pants.......... It's Angelus!!! So he's figuring out ways to killer her once he gets off, not realizing the capsule of holy water in her mouth that she pops in mid kiss. Bye-bye Angelus from the inside out.

#--Link, Robin Hood, Dan Hibiki
Winner: Robin Hood. While Link and Dan Hibiki fight it out, neither of them realize they are being watched from the trees. Once one of them takes out the other, a well placed arrow downs the winner. Only one left standing is Robin Hood.

$--Starbuck, Trinity, Zoe Washburne (HOLY FUCK, THAT IS SO HOT)
Winner: Zoe Washburne. Trinity left powerless by the fact that she is not in the Matrix falls to a spinning backfist from both Starbuck and Zoe. Starbuck and Zoe fight it out for about 5 minutes before Zoe is knocked flat on her back. Starbuck goes in to finisher her, but had her charge broken by the knife from Zoe's boot sheath that slices through the sheath and into Starbuck (thanks to the bracing from Zoe's other leg). Zoe makes a passing comment before putting Starbuck out of her misery.

%--The Doctor, Rupert Giles, Lord Elrond (SO IS THAT)
Winner: The bottle of elven wine. The three of them look at one another wondering how it was that they ended up in this position. They decided to put aside such nonsense and they all sit down at a table drinking, telling stories of the glory days. In the end they are all left pissed drunk and passed out on the floor with only the last bottle of elven wine left standing.