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[trinityvixen]

Tagged by arcane_the_sage:
List ten fictional characters you'd fool around with, and tag five people to pick up the meme.


1. John Crichton - Farscape

2. The crew of Serenity - Firefly

3. Sam Anders - Battlestar Galactica (I know! I expected to say Apollo, but the meme says "characters" and I wouldn't touch Apollo for his issues)

4. Captain Jack Harkness - Doctor Who/Torchwood (MY GOD, THE HOTNESS; He qualifies for a "Dear Lord, somebody fuck that man" nomination and award)

5. Lord Havelock Vetinari - Discworld (I can't help it. He's so malevolently good, I want to make the sexin' with him)

6. James Bond - Casino Royale (note: the movie mentioned is mentioned FOR A REASON)

7. Matt Parkman - Heroes (wubby!)

8. Ianto Jones - Torchwood (Can't help that one either--wubby!)

9. Oliver Queen - Smallville (duh)

10. Barbados Slim - Futurama (I ran out of ideas).

So, have at: deepredbelle, linaerys, viridian, darkling1, and, oh, how about bigscary

Comments

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

Wait -- Shepherd Book????

[anomilygrace.livejournal.com]

*grin* Hey, Joss confirmed he was not a virgin!

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Heh, I always think about that when I write that, but really, I wouldn't be opposed. He's adorable enough to merit some tongue.

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

Oh Lord, I'll second Vetinari.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Someone else gets it!

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

I think I've read that fic. I think you gave me that fic to read.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Uh...what?

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

There was a "Mary Sue has sex with Vetinari" fic that was actually quite well written, which I think Jethrien passed to me about two years ago. I can see if it's still find-able, though not now, because it is unquestionably Not Work Safe.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Whew, for a second I thought you meant I had ever done so. That made me crazed, a) that I would do that, and b) that I wouldn't remember...

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

Shush you. It was a fun fic. From the Pit of Voles, of all places.

[(Anonymous)]

Right, now, I believe this was it. "Say Yes" by Mercator.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1384940/1/

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

D'oh. That was me.

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

Yup, that's it. It's a bit Mary Sue-ish, but I was entertained.

[ecmyers.livejournal.com]

Because Ianto doesn't have issues, and poor judgment besides.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Uh...that was sarcasm wasn't it?

[trakkie.livejournal.com]

YES to Ianto, yes to Jack, HELL YES to Bond...but Barbados Slim? You seriously can't think of anyone else to name?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Uh, no? I mean, I could have said Capt. Jack Sparrow. I suppose he was do for a mention. Except the pirating thing--eewww, STDs!

Barbados Slim is the Mahagony God!

[trakkie.livejournal.com]

Fry and Leela are both infinitely preferable to Barbados Slim!

Capt. Jack is way too dirty, both in an STD and a non-STD way. I wouldn't be able to look anywhere but his gold teeth.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

::giggles:: GOes without saying that Fry and Leela are awesome and totally do-able. But I was being silly towards the end. I did almost put Fry, too.

And, I know he's dirty, but Jack Sparrow! Wubby! Sorta.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Also: TAG! You're it!

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

ONLY TEN????? I will think very carefully about this. Also, the entire cast of Firefly? That's a good cheat.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Well, I couldn't decide on just the one. I've seen more Nathan Fillion stuff, so I was going to put Mal, but I've always liked Simon, and all the womens is hot.

What's with the all-caps "ONLY TEN"? Are you surprised I could narrow it down or mad that I cheated with the Firefly answer?

[linaerys.livejournal.com]

I'm just worried that James Bond in all his different outfits is going to take up the first ten slots, and then where am I going to put any Christian Bale or Adrian Pasdar roles =).

Nah, I'm worried I have more than ten.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I totally forgot about Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman/Bruce Wayne. Damn it all. More than 10! Much more!

[bigscary.livejournal.com]

I'm .... hesitant to post mine.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Hey, if Harlon has no shame posting Wednesday Adams, I'm sure you have nothing to be ashamed of.

=-þ

[arcane-the-sage.livejournal.com]

I just have no shame ^_^

Besides, I threw in the qualifier of waiting till she was 18. If it was just going for the physical aspect of Christina Ricci I could have always just gone with her character from Cursed. But I was going on personality and other traits so I had to go with Wedensday Adams.

[negativeq.livejournal.com]

I am going to take a wild guess at Dave's list!
In no particular order

1. Millie (Trigun)
2. Punk Nana (Nana)
3. Yuso, Skinhead Lawyer by day, drummer by night (also from Nana)
4. Chloe Sullivan (used to be Gay As Smallville)
5. Samus Aran (Metroid)
6. Willow (classic version) (Buffy)
7. Scully (X-Files)
8. Soi (Fushigi Yuugi)
9. Yui (also Fushigi Yuugi)
10. Lina Inverse (Slayers)

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I could have guessed half of these.

[bigscary.livejournal.com]

1. Millie (Trigun)
Yes
2. Punk Nana (Nana)
No. DRAMA.
3. Yuso, Skinhead Lawyer by day, drummer by night (also from Nana)
I want to BE him, not do him.
4. Chloe Sullivan (used to be Gay As Smallville)
No. Hang out with, not do.
5. Samus Aran (Metroid)
I hadn't thought of her, but HELL YES.
6. Willow (classic version) (Buffy)
Classic is underage, of-age is screamingly annoying. Depending on exactly when her 18th fell, there might be like a 6-month window? Maybe? And even then, still kinda-too-young?
7. Scully (X-Files)
Probably. But not someone who springs to mind.
8. Soi (Fushigi Yuugi)
HELL YES. GIVE ME MAGIC POWERS.
9. Yui (also Fushigi Yuugi)
No. Again. Hang with, help out. Boink? Nah.
10. Lina Inverse (Slayers)
Nope. Surprised? I really wouldn't want to do anything with anyone from that series, frankly.

So you got 3 and two sort-ofs. Anyone else want to try? Actually, I think this is more fun than the original version.

[moonlightalice.livejournal.com]

10. Barbados Slim - Futurama (I ran out of ideas).

...you know you can never go back...

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Means Hermes has got to be packing, dunnit?

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

What - no Trinity??? I'm surprised at you.