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Jan. 22nd, 2007 03:45 pmI am so glad that Battlestar Galactica's mid-season premiere didn't feature my preferred plot line of having everyone killed. Because I want to save that plot line to be played out in the next episode.
Seriously? This new episode was decent, kept the melodrama to a minimum as best it was able, and then ruined that utterly by having a preview for the next episode that looks even worse than the one I saw in December that made me scream "NUKE THE PLANET!" for a month. La la la, following the plot, baited breath, oooh stuff! Aaaaaaand preview? OH NOES! UNPLANNED MELODRAMA! ABORT! ABORT! ABORT! (I sound like Kat!)
No, really? Kill my favorite character. Kill Lee. Kill Dee. Kill Anders--actually, wait, don't kill him. Well, okay, kill him if you have to, but fix this. You know why Battlestar Galactica is awesome? I'll give you a hint: it's not because of who what person sleeps with or doesn't sleep with and whether that makes them feel bad. If you want soap opera and sex, buy into premium channels and watch Rome (which I also caught at home--still sinfully wonderful). If you want fine acting, damnably hard-to-solve puzzles of morality, questions about the nature of God, life, the universe, and everything, you should be able to get that from Battlestar Galactica.
Hey...hey, remember when sex on this show was kinda funny? Like Cally rolling her eyes at the Chief and Boomer's oh-so-obvious "Let's go into the closet together to argue! It will be more fun that way!" playing around. Like Kara catching Gaius' hand filling in for the vagina of his dreams? Hell, even Athena and Helo griping at each other about baby names and such. Ellen Tigh! That's what it is! They got rid of Ellen Tigh, and suddenly there was no such thing as happy, silly sexual people. Only broken, broken sexual people. Baltar in a Cylon threesome. 'Nuff said.
Seriously? This new episode was decent, kept the melodrama to a minimum as best it was able, and then ruined that utterly by having a preview for the next episode that looks even worse than the one I saw in December that made me scream "NUKE THE PLANET!" for a month. La la la, following the plot, baited breath, oooh stuff! Aaaaaaand preview? OH NOES! UNPLANNED MELODRAMA! ABORT! ABORT! ABORT! (I sound like Kat!)
No, really? Kill my favorite character. Kill Lee. Kill Dee. Kill Anders--actually, wait, don't kill him. Well, okay, kill him if you have to, but fix this. You know why Battlestar Galactica is awesome? I'll give you a hint: it's not because of who what person sleeps with or doesn't sleep with and whether that makes them feel bad. If you want soap opera and sex, buy into premium channels and watch Rome (which I also caught at home--still sinfully wonderful). If you want fine acting, damnably hard-to-solve puzzles of morality, questions about the nature of God, life, the universe, and everything, you should be able to get that from Battlestar Galactica.
Hey...hey, remember when sex on this show was kinda funny? Like Cally rolling her eyes at the Chief and Boomer's oh-so-obvious "Let's go into the closet together to argue! It will be more fun that way!" playing around. Like Kara catching Gaius' hand filling in for the vagina of his dreams? Hell, even Athena and Helo griping at each other about baby names and such. Ellen Tigh! That's what it is! They got rid of Ellen Tigh, and suddenly there was no such thing as happy, silly sexual people. Only broken, broken sexual people. Baltar in a Cylon threesome. 'Nuff said.
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Date: 2007-01-22 09:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-22 09:28 pm (UTC)But go ahead, post your theories. We'll see.
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Date: 2007-01-22 09:48 pm (UTC)I was totally saying this earlier, that someone TOTALLY unexpected is going to be one. Sharon I knew from the start because I'd seen enough BSG stuff around the internets that I just knew.
I sort of want Laura Roslin to turn out to be one, because the whole "I've got cancer!!!111" thing is a good red herring. But I'll reserve actual predictions til I'm caught up.
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Date: 2007-01-22 09:57 pm (UTC)And age, with certain exceptions, isn't a measure either. Adama is pretty safe (all of them are) as he's been around since before the Cylons looked like humans and his humanity validated by his aging, production of normal children, and established history in the fleet. He's been born and raised human since before the first Cylon war. However, if Cylons are replacing humans, specific ones, with the final models, then none of that means anything.
Not to shoot down your Roslin theory or anything, but I think she is still safe. Mostly because of the established difference between her specific blood type and a Cylon's in an episode you haven't seen yet. It's distinctly different. I dunno that the final models would have to be that much different from the others, though it is, of course, also possible. The "Guess Who" Cylon Edition game is infuriating at this point.
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Date: 2007-01-22 11:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-23 01:01 am (UTC)Sam Anders.
Three specifically tried to kill him because he was human - and got her head caved in as a result.
He's also a fairly important character now, so him being a Cylon would have a severe impact on the major characters.
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Date: 2007-01-23 04:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-23 03:59 am (UTC)Also: SPOILER! Shush! Let her get through season two at least! She hasn't even properly met Three!!