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| What is the most infuriating thing you've ever been called? | You know, I get mad pretty easy, so just about anything would do it. But there's a special place in my hateful heart for those who once spread rumors that I had had intimate relations with ponies. |
| What is the nicest thing you've ever been called? | "You're solid." Yeah, I like that. |
| If you could spend an hour in complete privacy with any one person and a baseball bat, who would it be? | Christine Sawyer. A lot of you know or have heard, and that's enough said. Man, I thought I'd be over this, but things that happened in sixth grade just don't STAY there. |
| If you could spend an hour in complete privacy with any one willing person and a tape recorder, who would it be? | Vin Diesel. I'd use the tape to put myself to sleep on nights where insomnia strikes. Would never fail to knock me right out (provided I could stay awake through the interview) |
| If you could spend an hour in complete privacy with any one willing person and a large bed, who would it be? | Hmm...Just *one* person? Damn. Nope, couldn't never decide. But for today, let's just say I'm feeling very amorous towards Matt Damon. I'd take him into a room with a bed, no questions asked. |
| Do you have unrequited feelings for anyone? | Nope, not my thing. |
| If so, who and what? | No one and no-thing |
| If so, for how long? | Can't you read? I said no.... |
| If you could make any one law and get it passed, what would it be? | Comic books could be awarded Pulitzers. (hey, can they?) |
| How many roads must a man walk down? | FIVE. |
| If you could repeal any one existing law, what would it be? | The Patriot Act(s) |
| What is your favorite breakfast food? | Eggs of any kind, especially with pepper or cheese |
| What is/was your favorite Saturday Morning Cartoon? | X-Men (back in the day!) |
| What was your first car, and what happened to it? | My Dad's old firebird--my brother inherited it and then sold it. |
| Where do you go when you need "alone time"? | I'm pretty good at casting an aura of non-socialness. People actually go away when I want to be alone. Otherwise, I can always find alone time in my room. |
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