Adventures in Sleep Deprivation-Induced Dieting!

[trinityvixen]

Otherwise known as: NOT dieting! Wheee!!!

For breakfast, I had a 20 oz Diet Pepsi. For second breakfast, a bag of skittles lovingly obtained for me by moonlightalice. For lunch, another 20 oz. Diet Pepsi, half a block of mozzerella cheese, and an Oreo ice cream bar.

I couldn't be more jacked on caffeine and sugar if I started freebasing Equal and had an IV drip of soda.

On my way back from home, I was gonna get something bready (read: pretzels) to balance out the cheese I had for lunch (cleaning for writing group, no time to make food), but the ice cream machine, in this newly warmed weather, it beckoned. I passed a lady in the hall who turned around and went, "What is that?" I take it my blissful expression of caloric abandon impressed her. It was half my daily allowance of everything bad, to which she asked if I was really on a diet.

"Not today!"

I can't wait for the come-down later. Writing group watch out!

Comments

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

you on a sugar and caffine rush.

I am happy I am two thousand miles away
very very happy.

*shudders*
also the mental image of I couldn't be more jacked on caffeine and sugar if I started freebasing Equal and had an IV drip of soda. is outstanding...but equal and you on soda? Dosn't that eliminate sugar?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

It mostly does. I just used the sugar as a stand-in for all things sweetener.

I'm not crazy, I'm just jittery as hell. I'm sure I'll get crazy later.

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

lol
i just have this mental image of the building shaking...is that an earthquake...no...its just dayle on too much caffine :D

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Not that bad! I'm just not usually this jittery. THats the word for it: jittery.

Fingers twitching, heart a little bouncy, that sort of thing.

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

I like the mental image of you totally tweeked out :D
much more fun :D


Not that i can talk, i have had coffee, chocolate covered marshmallows, solid chocoloate, and coke black today

should i be worried that i am NOT jittery>?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Yep! In my case, the only reason I'm jittery is that the caffeine and sugar come after zero sleep (so I have the pre-collapse high going, too) and no other real food. The second I eat something substantial, I will fall into a food coma the likes of which Thanksgiving cannot even cause.

Otherwise, that junk? Even phase me? Never.

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

I think your a superhero.
No way could i do what you are doing :D

[ecmyers.livejournal.com]

I guess I'll skip bringing the chocolate donuts tonight.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Woo! DonutS!

I need to get more soda, I realize. There's none in the house, hence the 20 ozers I've been having.

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

OMG. So we're going to have to tie you to a chair before dinner, and then throw water balloons at your head after.

Ok, I can handle this.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

wait...what? Noooooo!!!!

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

No, no, it's a great solution. It'll be fine. Trust me.

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

will be happy to send water balloons to help....just hand her a stuffed turtle, tell her she is scuba diving...she will be fine and not notice the difference......