Adventures in Sleep Deprivation-Induced Dieting!

[trinityvixen]

Otherwise known as: NOT dieting! Wheee!!!

For breakfast, I had a 20 oz Diet Pepsi. For second breakfast, a bag of skittles lovingly obtained for me by moonlightalice. For lunch, another 20 oz. Diet Pepsi, half a block of mozzerella cheese, and an Oreo ice cream bar.

I couldn't be more jacked on caffeine and sugar if I started freebasing Equal and had an IV drip of soda.

On my way back from home, I was gonna get something bready (read: pretzels) to balance out the cheese I had for lunch (cleaning for writing group, no time to make food), but the ice cream machine, in this newly warmed weather, it beckoned. I passed a lady in the hall who turned around and went, "What is that?" I take it my blissful expression of caloric abandon impressed her. It was half my daily allowance of everything bad, to which she asked if I was really on a diet.

"Not today!"

I can't wait for the come-down later. Writing group watch out!

Comments

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

OMG. So we're going to have to tie you to a chair before dinner, and then throw water balloons at your head after.

Ok, I can handle this.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

wait...what? Noooooo!!!!

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

No, no, it's a great solution. It'll be fine. Trust me.

[umeyard.livejournal.com]

will be happy to send water balloons to help....just hand her a stuffed turtle, tell her she is scuba diving...she will be fine and not notice the difference......