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trinityvixen-Peter, really, you need to remember YOU ARE HER UNCLE more often. Don't mention it in passing and then keep glomping on poor Claire. Claire, HE IS YOUR UNCLE! For the love of GOD!
-Awww, Sylar called Mohinder. His flexible morality and selective memory are made of win. "Hey, uh, I know I pinned you to a ceiling last time wehad sex erm saw each other. But you hit me with a chalkboard, so I was hoping we could work past that. By the way, I am totally going to kill EVERYONE. Don't you want to help me now?"
-DL: worst father and husband ever (and this in a show with Nathan Petrelli). And he's the one married to the schizo murdering she-devil. Ooh, nice blend of Niki and Jessica there, though.
-Candace, you are fooling no one. Your talents would be less wasted if they were ripped out of your brain and given to a murdering psychopath (yay, morphing powers for Sylar!).
-"I'm a geneticist. I wouldn't know the first thing about this." Mohinder, you aren't a geneticist. You legally changed your named to "Mohinder Suresh PhD," and the joke isn't funny any more.
-HOLY HELL, SYLAR SHAVING WITH MUSSY HAIR IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER. MAKE IT HAPPEN EVERY EPISODE. However, if he harms a single hair on Hiro's spunky head, I will cry. A lot.
Commercial break comments: How is Christopher Meloni being an abusive, violent cop any different in this episode of Law and Order: SVU than any other episode of that show ever?
Dane Cook. In a "thriller" with Kevin Costner. All that's missing is Jennifer Lopez as the love interest/victim and three extra villain to make it the worst movie ever.
-Nerdy Sylar is love! It's so weird to see him like freaked out by anything, let alone wuvable, hugable Hiro.
-Did Jessica dye her hair gray-er for some reason? DL? Still the worst husband ever.
-Aww! Sylar is the boogeyman! This little girl is already smarter than Mohinder (and no one is surprised). Also, that's an interesting power, but it's not really all that powerful. "You're different from the other doctors. They're much better at this." MOTHERFUCKING WORD, Molly.
-"You can fly?!" "Cool." Awwww.
-HI, SYLAR MOMMY! Wow, she must have had the handsomest sperm donor to get that kid. Also, the tallest. And the craziest.
Commercial break comments: If dizzinest and fainting may happen if you stand on this anti-depressant, is that a good enough excuse not to ever do anything?
Another Lindsey Lohan movie, another $12 I won't be losing at the theater.
-Snow globes. Wow, I already think his mother needs to die. And didn't she know he was coming?
-"It's a beautiful piece; it just needs a little attention." I hereby volunteer to pay attention to Sylar's piece.
-Oh my sweet Jesus. Most uncomfortable mother-son drama since Oedoipus? Yep. Not sure if I like it, but it does explain a weeee little.
-...How did Peter regrow those fugly bangs? Clearly, Claire's abilities are a force for evil as well as good.
-I...suddenly have more respect for Candace. Or, at least, her powers. And this show still needs a shapeshifter now that their lame-ass attempt at a Mystique is really a slightly cooler Mastermind.
-"You could never hurt anyone!" ::pause:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And, aww, he made mommy a snow globe--OF DEATH!!!!
Commercial break comments: I'm sorry. The more smug the Mac ads get, the more I want to be friends with PC and punch the Mac guy in the balls. Repeatedly, with knives.
Ocean's Thirteen: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!
-Molly is already a better character than Mohinder. I hope he gets her mystery blood disease and she lives. And gets a real fucking doctorate instead of one from "Bumbai-fuck India University."
-No, Hiro! Don't wait! This didn't work out for Hamlet! He waited, and he got screwed!
-Oops. I hope murdering his mother won't fuck Sylar up any more than he is already. Nah, probably not.
Commerical break comments: Distracted by kittens. What commercials?
-OH MY SCIENCE! SCIENCE H. LOGIC! PLEASE STOP LETTING MOHINDER SPEAK. HE SETS BACK POPULAR NOTIONS OF ALL SCIENCE BY YEARS.
-Nice. Peter's actually figuring shit out. Claire is still right, though: shooting your uncomfortably hot uncle is a way weird reunion call.
-Mama Petrelli is talking to Linderman? Uh oh.
-How shitty is it to dump on Nathan and make Peter the favorite and then expect him to like it well enough to do what you want of him?
-SYLAR IS PAINTING IN HIS MOTHER'S BLOOD. This is the most disturbing thing that has ever happened on this show.
-Claire, please stop falling in love with Peter. Peter? Ditto. Because in your case, it's statutory rape.
-AWWWWWWWW!!!!! Mr. B!!!! And Claire! Reunion!!! I cry now.
And preview: Uh? Suddenly Sylar's okay with the blowing up of innocents? I guess that's more in fitting with how he's been since the beginning than his recanting in this episode.
-Awww, Sylar called Mohinder. His flexible morality and selective memory are made of win. "Hey, uh, I know I pinned you to a ceiling last time we
-DL: worst father and husband ever (and this in a show with Nathan Petrelli). And he's the one married to the schizo murdering she-devil. Ooh, nice blend of Niki and Jessica there, though.
-Candace, you are fooling no one. Your talents would be less wasted if they were ripped out of your brain and given to a murdering psychopath (yay, morphing powers for Sylar!).
-"I'm a geneticist. I wouldn't know the first thing about this." Mohinder, you aren't a geneticist. You legally changed your named to "Mohinder Suresh PhD," and the joke isn't funny any more.
-HOLY HELL, SYLAR SHAVING WITH MUSSY HAIR IS THE HOTTEST THING EVER. MAKE IT HAPPEN EVERY EPISODE. However, if he harms a single hair on Hiro's spunky head, I will cry. A lot.
Commercial break comments: How is Christopher Meloni being an abusive, violent cop any different in this episode of Law and Order: SVU than any other episode of that show ever?
Dane Cook. In a "thriller" with Kevin Costner. All that's missing is Jennifer Lopez as the love interest/victim and three extra villain to make it the worst movie ever.
-Nerdy Sylar is love! It's so weird to see him like freaked out by anything, let alone wuvable, hugable Hiro.
-Did Jessica dye her hair gray-er for some reason? DL? Still the worst husband ever.
-Aww! Sylar is the boogeyman! This little girl is already smarter than Mohinder (and no one is surprised). Also, that's an interesting power, but it's not really all that powerful. "You're different from the other doctors. They're much better at this." MOTHERFUCKING WORD, Molly.
-"You can fly?!" "Cool." Awwww.
-HI, SYLAR MOMMY! Wow, she must have had the handsomest sperm donor to get that kid. Also, the tallest. And the craziest.
Commercial break comments: If dizzinest and fainting may happen if you stand on this anti-depressant, is that a good enough excuse not to ever do anything?
Another Lindsey Lohan movie, another $12 I won't be losing at the theater.
-Snow globes. Wow, I already think his mother needs to die. And didn't she know he was coming?
-"It's a beautiful piece; it just needs a little attention." I hereby volunteer to pay attention to Sylar's piece.
-Oh my sweet Jesus. Most uncomfortable mother-son drama since Oedoipus? Yep. Not sure if I like it, but it does explain a weeee little.
-...How did Peter regrow those fugly bangs? Clearly, Claire's abilities are a force for evil as well as good.
-I...suddenly have more respect for Candace. Or, at least, her powers. And this show still needs a shapeshifter now that their lame-ass attempt at a Mystique is really a slightly cooler Mastermind.
-"You could never hurt anyone!" ::pause:: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And, aww, he made mommy a snow globe--OF DEATH!!!!
Commercial break comments: I'm sorry. The more smug the Mac ads get, the more I want to be friends with PC and punch the Mac guy in the balls. Repeatedly, with knives.
Ocean's Thirteen: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!
-Molly is already a better character than Mohinder. I hope he gets her mystery blood disease and she lives. And gets a real fucking doctorate instead of one from "Bumbai-fuck India University."
-No, Hiro! Don't wait! This didn't work out for Hamlet! He waited, and he got screwed!
-Oops. I hope murdering his mother won't fuck Sylar up any more than he is already. Nah, probably not.
Commerical break comments: Distracted by kittens. What commercials?
-OH MY SCIENCE! SCIENCE H. LOGIC! PLEASE STOP LETTING MOHINDER SPEAK. HE SETS BACK POPULAR NOTIONS OF ALL SCIENCE BY YEARS.
-Nice. Peter's actually figuring shit out. Claire is still right, though: shooting your uncomfortably hot uncle is a way weird reunion call.
-Mama Petrelli is talking to Linderman? Uh oh.
-How shitty is it to dump on Nathan and make Peter the favorite and then expect him to like it well enough to do what you want of him?
-SYLAR IS PAINTING IN HIS MOTHER'S BLOOD. This is the most disturbing thing that has ever happened on this show.
-Claire, please stop falling in love with Peter. Peter? Ditto. Because in your case, it's statutory rape.
-AWWWWWWWW!!!!! Mr. B!!!! And Claire! Reunion!!! I cry now.
And preview: Uh? Suddenly Sylar's okay with the blowing up of innocents? I guess that's more in fitting with how he's been since the beginning than his recanting in this episode.
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Date: 2007-05-08 02:11 am (UTC)ME TOO!!!!!
And they really are showing the Petrelli family as the front running candidate for Most Fucked Up Incestually Speaking Family Of The Year. Though Sylar and his mom are definitely in the running for the plain Most Fucked Up Family.
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Date: 2007-05-08 02:14 am (UTC)The PC guy is just so sweet.
And they really are showing the Petrelli family as the front running candidate for Most Fucked Up Incestually Speaking Family Of The Year. Though Sylar and his mom are definitely in the running for the plain Most Fucked Up Family.
Sylar's mom had to have had some kind of psycho issues they didn't have the time to delve into here because bitch was crazy. I think Sylar wins at Most Fucked Up, period, though you are correct, he cannot compete with the Petrellis for their awesomely incestuous relations with each other. All of them.
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Date: 2007-05-08 03:20 am (UTC)It took me a minute, but she was Audrey in the movie of "Little Shop of Horrors"! I thought she looked vaguely familar!
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Date: 2007-05-08 03:24 am (UTC)Oh man, I should have been taking notes then, 'cause that's exactly the place I'll be living in at her age...
It took me a minute, but she was Audrey in the movie of "Little Shop of Horrors"! I thought she looked vaguely familar!
It's been too long since I've seen that one. Which version? With Rick Moranis or Jack Nicholson?
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Date: 2007-05-08 03:35 pm (UTC)Actually I would have to point out that they set her up as being the anti-cat lady miser type person. Cat's are clearly evil creatures of the devil so she would never have anything to do with them. Snowglobes are pure and won't lead one down the path to damnation (plus they're cheaper and won't require you to step a single foot outside the apartment).
Sylar's mom was set up as a very "holier than thou" type person, even down to the name she gave Sylar. The moment's leading up to her death she was convinced that her son was possessed by some demon, not wanting to believe that she was responsible for that which stood before her. Unlike Audrey in little shop of horrors (who saw the silver lining in every grey cloud), Sylar's mom's self imposed isolation suggested that she viewed the world at large as evil and withdrew from it to protect herself from that "evil".
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Date: 2007-05-08 02:15 am (UTC)Also, Peter, Nathan owns your ass, so step away from his daughter, your niece. Sheesh.
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Date: 2007-05-08 02:18 am (UTC)It's okay. Nathan was busy defending his ass from Momma, making the night two-for-two with uncomfortable Oedipal struggles.
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