It's time to take the bitch down

[trinityvixen]

This link is stolen from deltagrl because this one actively makes me angry. Way to go, BBC!

I'd heard that Paris Hilton was in trouble for driving with a suspended license. I'd heard she'd even been sentenced to do some jail time for it. I had also heard that she was trying to rally the denizens of MySpace to bully the justice system into not making her pay for what she, stupidly, obviously did wrong. The woman is a millionaire--she couldn't have gotten a driver for the--max--forty-to-sixty days she'd be off her license? Taken cabs? Gotten her other wealthy friends to do the driving? Seriously, this was not a woman without options to avoid violating her probation, so there's no way in hell she deserves any leniency for this shit. You vioated probation, woman! You don't get another chance--probation is your second chance!!

I didn't realize, however, that she had had her license suspended for drunk fucking driving. Excuse the fuck out of me, you CUNT: you went driving DRUNK, got nailed for it before you killed anyone, and now you think you have the right to complain when your slap-on-the-wrist stung too much for your liking? You have the right to shut the fuck up, go to fucking county jail for the like two days they'll actually make you, and sit on this ::gives her the middle finger::

It's better and better that her netroots campaign is arguing that she should not be sent away because of the cruel deprivation we, the lowly masses, will experience in her absence.

The petition to California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger also claims she was being used as a scapegoat to highlight the dangers of drink-driving.

The petition paints Ms Hilton as a role model who "provides hope for young people all over the US and the world. She provides beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives".

Yes. Because there is something wrong with showing to the world with a public case that we are willing to hold a criminal to the penalties of the law for what she consciously did to violate it and the mercy of the courts as well. Also, my life is made a lot more mundane by being compared to some billionaire bitch who gets to engage in behaviors that might have killed other people and get away with it.

Do you know how my "mundane" life could be improved by Paris Hilton? If the bitch gave away all her money to members of the working middle class and then disappeared to private, non-publicized life forever. My "mundane" life would be vastly improved if, for just once, the rich could be held to the same standards as the rest of us. Is it unfair that Paris Hilton should be the first to suffer for it?

NO. Duh. What's unfair is that she and anyone else of her economic class should ever get away with it, not that we're not letting her this time.

Comments

[arcane-the-sage.livejournal.com]

You must have missed the funny part. When they asked someone from Arnold Schwarzenegger's office whether Hilton's case merits the extreme circumstance need for a pardon, the office person's response "HA!" Yes, they asked Arnold to pardon Hilton and the person in his office laugh at them.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Good. Because otherwise, I might have asked why that person wasn't justifiably ruder.

HOnestly, with how spiteful she's been and unrepentant, the judge should throw more time at her. With NO time off for good behavior, to boot, since she's showing none.

[arcane-the-sage.livejournal.com]

Actually I'm hoping for the time off for good behavior. Why? The system the place she's going to works under, it would work out to her getting out 45 minutes early (or something like that). So she would have to be really really good to get out 45 minutes sooner....... that makes me laugh how about you?

Countdown on msnbc's video section has a good piece on this. A good overview and haha bits in that piece.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I can't learn anything else about this except that she's going to fucking prison and staying there without exploding with rage. I'll pass.

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

and sit on this ::gives her the middle finger::

Ick. I wouldn't suggest putting your fingers anywhere near her orifices. Who knows where they've been?

[teneda.livejournal.com]

I'm with Chuck on this one.

Her and Jenna Jameson join Pamela Anderson in that area of "Not touching her with even another man's penis."

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Good point.

I was, however, making an allusion to one of my favorite jokes in Kentucky Fried Movie" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076257/)

For you guys not in the know:

A.M. Newscaster:It's 18 minutes after the hour and time for our daily feature of debate: Count/Pointercount. Once again here are John Fitzsimmons and Sheila Hamilton.

John Fitzsimmons: Well Sheila, I guess even you and your liberal cronies have found the light at the end of love with our beloved president. The intellectuals have been much agitated and now, having gotten the presidency by exploiting the problems they themselves have manufactured, he has done his best to fuel their anxieties about him. Sheila. Will you and your pack of bleeding heart liberals never learn that expanding welfare roles only accelerate inflation and inevitably hurt most those they purport to help?

Sheila Hamilton: Why John, you old stick in the mud. I've been listening to that horse shit of yours for months, and you can take that crap and blow it out your ass. And for good measure, sit on THIS [flips the bird] John.

[teneda.livejournal.com]

Never saw KFM.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Shame. It's not as wall-to-wall funny as Airplane, but it has some stand-out bits.

[teneda.livejournal.com]

from the looks of things, yeah. I'll give it a shot next time I have a chance. Too much to read right now, though I may get to watch it with all the summer reruns coming on soon.

[arcane-the-sage.livejournal.com]

Something to make you feel better (no worries, it will make you feel better).

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

Gah! Creepy cat!

[arcane-the-sage.livejournal.com]

Creepy? He's so cute. You're the only person so far to call him creepy.

[jethrien.livejournal.com]

Sorry - I very much like real cats, but the photoshopped ones kinda freak me out. :)

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Aw. It ated my cookie. Kittens are good for diffusing RAGE.

[jendaby.livejournal.com]

Hi! I was chatting with you on deltagrl's LJ and decided (since I have chatted on other LJs with you before and had fun conversation) to see what you were posting about.

Anyway, I agree that she needs to serve time for what she has done, and when the biggest argument used in her defense is that making her do the time would only make her more tantalizing to idiots, you have to wonder what people are smoking.

I was pleased that they would not let her buy down her sentence (she tried to do that), but annoyed that her mother was not arrested or at least reprimanded for yelling at the judge who handed down the sentence in the courtroom! I didn't think yelling insults at a judge or disrupting a trial were legal. I do think that those who do a crime shoud do the effing time, no matter how many millions of dollars they have.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

(Hi again! Always fun to chat--it makes the BLINDING AGONY of the subject matter less so.)

I didn't think yelling insults at a judge or disrupting a trial were legal.

At the very least, she needed to be held in contempt of court (yelling at the judge is pretty much textbook contempt) and hauled off to pay the ridiculously low fine and held in a smelly temporary cage until she did so.

I would love to see Paris in the orange jumpsuit. Because it might react so badly with her orange bronzer that she spontaneously burst into flames and DIES. Which is about what you deserve for being a drunk driver anyway, but something of which I think she is especially deserving.

[saikogrrl.livejournal.com]

She provides beauty

Er, what? That is one fugly bitch.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Yet another vote in that category. No one has yet to ever tell me there is anything attractive about this woman.

[deltagrl.livejournal.com]

Heehee. I love your rage.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

It gets a lot of exercise :)