Heroes Live-blogging!!!
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trinityvixenAIYEEEE!!!! I cannot believe this season went by so fast. So, here it comes: Heroes season finale live-blogging!
-Oh sweet Jesus, make Mohinder stop talking. That said, you know what this montage has going for it? The scene of Peter jumping off the building from the first episode. It seems so long ago. And it's still a beautiful image.
-Ooh, repeat footage. Does this mean we get to see Bennet kill that asshole aga....IT DOES! Wooo!
-Matt, these are your nads. Nads, Matt. You two have been estranged for a while, I know.
-This Japanese mysticism stuff is wearing thin. Just go stop time and save Ando already, Hiro. Chop Sylar's head off while you're at it.
-DUDE. Fucking finally man. Sylar figured out that you don't have to paint the future if you just see it. Why am I not surprised that Junky McUser and Flunky McEmoBangs never did?
Commercial commentary: Oooooh, Fantastic 4 sequel. So wrong that I look forward to it this much, but I do. Certainly more so than some sort of Pirates of the Caribbean-themed embarrassment--er, entertainment.
Law & Order: SVU, you know you're in trouble when the best guest star you can wrangle is Ludacris.
-Oh God, Mama P, please tell us what your part in the plan is? PLEASE? No? Tease!
-Die already, D.L. I want you to die more than I want Charlie on LOST to die. What does that say about you?
-MOHINDER, NO MORE SCIENCE FOR YOU. How dare you speak against Mr. Bennet!
-Mr. Bennet, you can turn any situation around. I want your babies. Except not, like, you know, Claire. Her family is weird.
-Nathan looks way too hot, even for him.Is he evil? It's really Sylar isn't it? He's killed Candace already, right? FOR THE RECORD, I AM NOT HAPPY WITH EVIL!NATHAN ACTUALLY BEING NATHAN.
Commercial commentary: Evan Almighty--why? Bruce Almighty was funny, like, twice. Though, I suppose it makes sense as all the funny parts were Steve Carell's.
Be sure to check back with NBC on Wednesday so you can feel appropriately bad for Angelina Jolie, y'all. And don't miss Dane Cook in a serious role. Hahahahaah, just kidding!
-There is someone worse than Sylar? I want to meet this man. I also hope he's as hot as the rest of the cast.
-At last, the Petrellis are mafiosos as their ethnic heritage demands. Mama P makes for a fabulous Donna. Bennet's still gonna kill her ass.
-Peter, didn't we work on this at all. This is where we need Claude to come back and kick your pansy ass from here to Manchester.
-Simone! Hi! And what is Mama P doing there? Wait, is this Mama P's doing? 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME. She's a hallucinogen walking! No wonder Daddy P offed himself--too many bad acid flashbacks.
-WHAT!?!
Commercial commentary: Crystal light--the additive for people who really want their water to taste like they didn't properly rinse out their mug after drinking fruit juice.
YAY! Order of the Phoenix!! Worth IMAX? Yeah, probably. SO excited. Must. Contain. Geekery.
Feminism has a new enemy. It's name is "AGE OF LOVE" and I will probably be complaining about it for a very long time.
-::dramatic sigh:: Ando? Really.
-Ooh, Superhero chicken! I foresee good things! Way to go, Hiro! Not pleased that Sylar talks big without following through, but whatever. He can't die yet.
-This will not end well for you, Candace. People who piss off Jessica END UP WORSE OFF THAN VICTIMS OF SYLAR.
-Oh good. Why not just gift-wrap your brain for Sylar, Matt? Man, are you lucky he wasn't there.
-Nathan just killed his mother with his eyes. Her body just hasn't caught up with it yet.
-Way to go, Claire! Congrats on being the least moronic Petrelli!
Commercial Commentary: John Voight is in Transformers? How did I not know that? Still, not like this will be his MOST embarrassing role ever. That honor belongs to his turn in Baby Geniuses (and Tomb Raider comes in at a close second). Doesn't change anything for me; I am still going to Transformers.
Does anyone else GET this commercial with Harvey Keitel? It has to do with Gatorade HOW?
Shoot me, but that snowboarder kid is just RIDICULOUSLY cute. Not attractive-cute, but like cutesy-cute. I remember watching him win the gold medal in Italy, and man, was he having fun. Cute like that. Like the kitty sprawled next to me on the couch--you just want to hug him and ruffle his hair.
-It took this long for Niki to figure out that she is super-strong? Jesuso Christo.
-Oh shitballs. If Mohinder rescues DL, their annoyance quotient will be exponential together, not additive.
-Awwww! Hiro and Ando are so cute. Even if this is the most agonizing exchange ever. Except for that last part. Aww.
-"It doesn't really matter what it is, does it?" THE HELL IT DOESN'T!
- ::CRINGE:: YOU'VE HAD THE POWER ALL ALONG!?! THE CLICHE THAT BURNS US!!!! MORE THAN ANY OTHER, PRECIOUS!!! IT BURNS, IT FREEZES!
-His name is Noah. Does this mean I can come on his ark and repopulate the planet with the sexier heroes? I'd like to request being bedded down next to Sylar, Nathan, and Hiro, in that order, please.
Commercial commentary: I have to admit that the iPod commercials are fairly clever at reinventing themselves. In comparison, McDonald's needs all the help it can get to suck less. If I actually saw minimum-wage employees being forced to wear those Shrek-ear things, I'd pity them but I still wouldn't eat there.
OMG the Nasonex Bee SCARES me. And how do you get a viral infection from a spray meant to soothe your allergice reactions? What, is the active ingredient only partially-inactivated EBOLA?
...I. Must. See. Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer. ::drools::
-Oops. Bye bye Matt.
-Nice one Jessica. Peter, still more of a pansy than a woman in heels.
-Sylar let that happen. Oh come on, tell me you didn't know he did. Wait. Wait, what? You can't kill Sylar!!! I'll stop watching the show!!!
-SHOOT HIM!
-NO NO, DON'T LET NATHAN DO IT. NO NO NO. PETER FLY YOUR GODDAMNED SELF!!!!
-Well, at least they said they loved each other. ::BAWLS::
-Aww, somebody likes Matt!
-I'll go home with you, Mr. B. "You've got a plan, right?" Heh. Go Claire.
-YES. SYLAR IS A COCKROACH. Man, is he gonna have trouble when he runs into the ninja turtles in that sewer.
-So that eclipse did actually mean something? Well, fuck me.
-Oh sweet Jesus, make Mohinder stop talking. That said, you know what this montage has going for it? The scene of Peter jumping off the building from the first episode. It seems so long ago. And it's still a beautiful image.
-Ooh, repeat footage. Does this mean we get to see Bennet kill that asshole aga....IT DOES! Wooo!
-Matt, these are your nads. Nads, Matt. You two have been estranged for a while, I know.
-This Japanese mysticism stuff is wearing thin. Just go stop time and save Ando already, Hiro. Chop Sylar's head off while you're at it.
-DUDE. Fucking finally man. Sylar figured out that you don't have to paint the future if you just see it. Why am I not surprised that Junky McUser and Flunky McEmoBangs never did?
Commercial commentary: Oooooh, Fantastic 4 sequel. So wrong that I look forward to it this much, but I do. Certainly more so than some sort of Pirates of the Caribbean-themed embarrassment--er, entertainment.
Law & Order: SVU, you know you're in trouble when the best guest star you can wrangle is Ludacris.
-Oh God, Mama P, please tell us what your part in the plan is? PLEASE? No? Tease!
-Die already, D.L. I want you to die more than I want Charlie on LOST to die. What does that say about you?
-MOHINDER, NO MORE SCIENCE FOR YOU. How dare you speak against Mr. Bennet!
-Mr. Bennet, you can turn any situation around. I want your babies. Except not, like, you know, Claire. Her family is weird.
-Nathan looks way too hot, even for him.
Commercial commentary: Evan Almighty--why? Bruce Almighty was funny, like, twice. Though, I suppose it makes sense as all the funny parts were Steve Carell's.
Be sure to check back with NBC on Wednesday so you can feel appropriately bad for Angelina Jolie, y'all. And don't miss Dane Cook in a serious role. Hahahahaah, just kidding!
-There is someone worse than Sylar? I want to meet this man. I also hope he's as hot as the rest of the cast.
-At last, the Petrellis are mafiosos as their ethnic heritage demands. Mama P makes for a fabulous Donna. Bennet's still gonna kill her ass.
-Peter, didn't we work on this at all. This is where we need Claude to come back and kick your pansy ass from here to Manchester.
-Simone! Hi! And what is Mama P doing there? Wait, is this Mama P's doing? 'CAUSE THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME. She's a hallucinogen walking! No wonder Daddy P offed himself--too many bad acid flashbacks.
-WHAT!?!
Commercial commentary: Crystal light--the additive for people who really want their water to taste like they didn't properly rinse out their mug after drinking fruit juice.
YAY! Order of the Phoenix!! Worth IMAX? Yeah, probably. SO excited. Must. Contain. Geekery.
Feminism has a new enemy. It's name is "AGE OF LOVE" and I will probably be complaining about it for a very long time.
-::dramatic sigh:: Ando? Really.
-Ooh, Superhero chicken! I foresee good things! Way to go, Hiro! Not pleased that Sylar talks big without following through, but whatever. He can't die yet.
-This will not end well for you, Candace. People who piss off Jessica END UP WORSE OFF THAN VICTIMS OF SYLAR.
-Oh good. Why not just gift-wrap your brain for Sylar, Matt? Man, are you lucky he wasn't there.
-Nathan just killed his mother with his eyes. Her body just hasn't caught up with it yet.
-Way to go, Claire! Congrats on being the least moronic Petrelli!
Commercial Commentary: John Voight is in Transformers? How did I not know that? Still, not like this will be his MOST embarrassing role ever. That honor belongs to his turn in Baby Geniuses (and Tomb Raider comes in at a close second). Doesn't change anything for me; I am still going to Transformers.
Does anyone else GET this commercial with Harvey Keitel? It has to do with Gatorade HOW?
Shoot me, but that snowboarder kid is just RIDICULOUSLY cute. Not attractive-cute, but like cutesy-cute. I remember watching him win the gold medal in Italy, and man, was he having fun. Cute like that. Like the kitty sprawled next to me on the couch--you just want to hug him and ruffle his hair.
-It took this long for Niki to figure out that she is super-strong? Jesuso Christo.
-Oh shitballs. If Mohinder rescues DL, their annoyance quotient will be exponential together, not additive.
-Awwww! Hiro and Ando are so cute. Even if this is the most agonizing exchange ever. Except for that last part. Aww.
-"It doesn't really matter what it is, does it?" THE HELL IT DOESN'T!
- ::CRINGE:: YOU'VE HAD THE POWER ALL ALONG!?! THE CLICHE THAT BURNS US!!!! MORE THAN ANY OTHER, PRECIOUS!!! IT BURNS, IT FREEZES!
-His name is Noah. Does this mean I can come on his ark and repopulate the planet with the sexier heroes? I'd like to request being bedded down next to Sylar, Nathan, and Hiro, in that order, please.
Commercial commentary: I have to admit that the iPod commercials are fairly clever at reinventing themselves. In comparison, McDonald's needs all the help it can get to suck less. If I actually saw minimum-wage employees being forced to wear those Shrek-ear things, I'd pity them but I still wouldn't eat there.
OMG the Nasonex Bee SCARES me. And how do you get a viral infection from a spray meant to soothe your allergice reactions? What, is the active ingredient only partially-inactivated EBOLA?
...I. Must. See. Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer. ::drools::
-Oops. Bye bye Matt.
-Nice one Jessica. Peter, still more of a pansy than a woman in heels.
-Sylar let that happen. Oh come on, tell me you didn't know he did. Wait. Wait, what? You can't kill Sylar!!! I'll stop watching the show!!!
-SHOOT HIM!
-NO NO, DON'T LET NATHAN DO IT. NO NO NO. PETER FLY YOUR GODDAMNED SELF!!!!
-Well, at least they said they loved each other. ::BAWLS::
-Aww, somebody likes Matt!
-I'll go home with you, Mr. B. "You've got a plan, right?" Heh. Go Claire.
-YES. SYLAR IS A COCKROACH. Man, is he gonna have trouble when he runs into the ninja turtles in that sewer.
-So that eclipse did actually mean something? Well, fuck me.
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