Great one-liners
May. 30th, 2007 03:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
trinityvixenInspired things I've heard in the past few days...
From the guy teaching my film class on westerns: "The Irish Catholic 'Book of Sex' is just two-hundred and fifty-six blank pages prefaced by the words 'Hold onto your bonnet, Beatrice.'"
My sister's friend who went upstate with my family this past weekend: "I'm not a bad Jew. I'm a reform Jew!"
From the guy teaching my film class on westerns: "The Irish Catholic 'Book of Sex' is just two-hundred and fifty-six blank pages prefaced by the words 'Hold onto your bonnet, Beatrice.'"
My sister's friend who went upstate with my family this past weekend: "I'm not a bad Jew. I'm a reform Jew!"
