Icky!

Aug. 1st, 2007 01:35 pm
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So I decided to clean up a bit last night. Actually, a lot. Having [livejournal.com profile] cagexxx over for the past few days, we've accumulated a bunch of OJ boxes--not to say these are the worst, not when we've got just as many 2L of Diet Pepsi in the recycling, just that it's the straw that breaks me into finally taking out garbage and recycling (you know, after the tower on the can looks perilously close to toppling).

While I was at it, I figured I'd scoop the kitty litters, since no one had in a while. I started to sift clumps when I noticed that the clump of litter-caked poo was still moving even after all the dry litter had run through the scoop.

Long story short: THERE WERE MAGGOTS IN THE LITTER

So gross. I immediately dumped all the litter in both boxes because if the one was a crawling nightmare of HORROR, the other probably couldn't be too far behind. [livejournal.com profile] cagexxx and David K (whom I've not seen in soooo long) were kind enough to actually take the shit down to the basement. I dunno that I could have even risked dragging that heavy-ass bag of litter and having it spill open. I would have just screamed and screamed and screamed.

Trinity? SHE DOES NOT LIKE MAGGOTS. She does not, precious. She does not like creepy, crawly, squishy, slimy bugs. Never have. Give me a fly, and I'll sooner kiss it than hold a jar that has its little worm babies in it. Seriously. This is all to do, methinks, with the time that my friend got a turtle, and her aunt (who has a farm), scooped her out a bunch of mealworms into a jar from a container (filled with kitty litter, funnily enough) she kept in her fridge in order to feed the new pet. This "friend" being who she was at the time, gave me the open jar (no lid! NO LID!!!) to hold on the car ride back while she cooed over her turtle and otherwise generally ignored me. I was fine until the little stiff bugs started to wriggle around. Only the fact that I froze before I freaked out kept me from throwing the jar out of my lap. NO ONE TOLD ME THEY WERE STILL ALIVE!!! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SAY THEY WERE ALIVE AND JUST FROZEN!?!?!

And, of course, there was the time I got back from a tennis lesson and felt something scratchy on my neck and I reached to itch it and came back with something squishy WHICH WAS ONLY HALF OF AN ENORMOUS GREEN CREEPY CRAWLY OF SOME KIND THAT WAS STILL MOVING OMG WHY THE FUCK DO THESE THINGS FIND ME!?!?!

::pant pant wheeze wheeze::

I guess I can just count myself "lucky" that I found the bugs before they hatched into flies. Because I'm not happy about the four-five-twenty buzzing around our apartment now (nor do I care for their ability to avoid the fly paper I've strung up EVERYWHERE). If one third of those maggots had turned into flies, we'd have had an infestation that would be incompatible with sanity.

Date: 2007-08-01 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fairest.livejournal.com
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH. And that time we used the cheapo kitty food and the cats refused to eat it and it smelled so foul it was infested with maggots in short order.

Date: 2007-08-01 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hslayer.livejournal.com
I did NOT need that right after eating lunch....

We all have things that get us, though. I overreact to moldy food. [livejournal.com profile] viridian1 can't deal with mushrooms.

Date: 2007-08-01 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
I'd say it was a phobia, but it's not fear. It's more like agony of the soul--seeing these things actively repulse me and make me die.

I feel you on moldy food. And your fiance on mushrooms. Gross.

Date: 2007-08-01 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shell524.livejournal.com
Ew.

That reminds me of a time that I was on a time study ride and we made a delivery to a dock that seemed abandoned (we later found out we parked on the wrong side) and there was a CASE of pasta sauce, with some busted containers, and maggots all in the container wrapping. Ugh! Just... UGH! I wish I remembered which company this was, b/c I would NEVER BUY ANYTHING FROM THEM. (It was a food distributor.)

Date: 2007-08-01 06:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Oh god, don't tell me that. I'll stop eating pasta sauce entirely. Was it marinara sauce? 'Cause I can live without that. That's why god invented white pizza and alfredo...

Date: 2007-08-01 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shell524.livejournal.com
Yes, it was plain red sauce. You're safe. :p

Date: 2007-08-01 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] decidedly.livejournal.com
UGH. Just...UGH!!!!

I'm going to be thinking about this all day, you understand, and I didn't even experience it.

Date: 2007-08-01 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Yeah, they were bigguns, too, for maggots. Like half a centimeter long. Ugh. Need must wash out brain...

Date: 2007-08-01 06:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arcane-the-sage.livejournal.com
LOL! I now know what I can add to zombie fiction if I ever wanted to write something to freak you out =-รพ I'll skip the story about a certain ex-housemate of mine in college and the 3 generations of flies I massacred that was the result of him (only have problems with the little one in masses greater than 40).

Date: 2007-08-01 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
I didn't realize we had enough to mate. Or had a pregnant one or whatever. Seriously, I'm gonna start attacking any fly I see at this rate.

On the up side, I supppose, I will be cleaning kitty litter more often.

Date: 2007-08-01 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teneda.livejournal.com
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19833356/

heeeeeeeeeeee
hehehehehehehe
*runs off giggling*

I'm going to that special hell.

Date: 2007-08-01 07:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Oh fucking GROSS man!!! WTF!?! What the fuck is up with these stupid fucking urban legends turning out to be true!?! I wish I could remember the other one that actually got confirmed for me the other day, but this is so bad and awful and DISGUSTING I can't even think. Gross gross gross gross gross...

Date: 2007-08-01 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlightalice.livejournal.com
Oh sweet Jesus. That makes me sick.

Date: 2007-08-02 09:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thekit.livejournal.com
Were those maggots (litter left out too long) or intestinal worms (kitty spat up the worming tablet)?

Ironically, intestinal worms are far more dangerous to human health.

Unless you have screwflies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Screwfly_Solution).

Date: 2007-08-02 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Oh God oh god oh god why tell me these things?

No, I'm a hundred percent positive that these were maggots from litter left out too long. It'd been a week since it was changed, and the second litter, though used, ended up not having any growing there. If they'd been worms, they would have been in both boxes.

Also, I've studied a lot of invertebrate zo' so I think I'd recognize the difference between the slimy roundworms and creepy-crawly bugggggz. But yeah, our kitties are otherwise pretty healthy, so I don't think this is the problem. Also, maggots are about 1000X bigger. If I could see them, chances are good that that's not what it was (not with all the flies we've got buzzing around). All signs point ZOMG FLIES.

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