In the words of Aeris...

[trinityvixen]

...BY THE MATRIX!

Voltron the movie? Woot. THIS version? KILL ME NOW:

Marks' take is described as a post-apocalyptic tale of survival set in New York City and Mexico.

Comments

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

NYC and Mexico? But...but...he's the defender of the universe. What the hell?!

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

HE IS NOT EVEN BASED ANYWHERE NEAR EARTH!!! HE LIVES ON PLANET ARUS!!!

The closest I want them to get to Earth is communication with Galaxy Garrison. THAT IS IT.

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

The really sad thing, of course, is that we're going to pay good money to see this atrocity when it comes out. And Hollywood knows that.

I'm also amused that "BY THE MATRIX" is becoming a catchphrase. I wish I could make it to one of your movie outings, just so I could shout that at some of the trailers.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

The really sad thing, of course, is that we're going to pay good money to see this atrocity when it comes out. And Hollywood knows that.

This is what moonlightalice has told me all along. My love of transforming robots has led us to this.

I'm also amused that "BY THE MATRIX" is becoming a catchphrase. I wish I could make it to one of your movie outings, just so I could shout that at some of the trailers.

Dude, so totally going to happen. I wish I'd remembered what previews we saw at The Bourne Ultimatum were so deserving. Maybe none. It's a special phrase for things that especially ass-rape beloved childhood memories. Something like the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie, perhaps.

[hslayer.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'd heard about this a while ago. I don't usually freak out this far ahead of time that a new remake of an old property will suck, but this sounds pretty bad.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

This is the very definition of bad. This is Uwe Boll bad. This is "I'm making a movie of House of the Dead and there isn't a bloody house in it!!!" bad.

NYC and Mexico. What? The? FUCK?!