I may be coughing up blood, this is so funny. The snark combined with the sarcasm combined with the dead pan. My lord.
It's a way-old Salon article, but it's priceless. You know exactly what you're getting from the title: Do loose chicks sink dicks?
::titters::
My favorite part?
In fact, Stepp continues, "for a sizable number of young men, the fact that they can get sex whenever they want may have created a situation where, in fact, they're unable to have sex." That's right. "According to surveys, young women are now as likely as young men to have sex and by countless reports are also as likely to initiate sex, taking away from males the age-old, erotic power of the chase." Countless reports! Sizable numbers! Call the police! Vague and unquantifiable numbers of women want biggish amounts of sex!
It's a way-old Salon article, but it's priceless. You know exactly what you're getting from the title: Do loose chicks sink dicks?
::titters::
My favorite part?
In fact, Stepp continues, "for a sizable number of young men, the fact that they can get sex whenever they want may have created a situation where, in fact, they're unable to have sex." That's right. "According to surveys, young women are now as likely as young men to have sex and by countless reports are also as likely to initiate sex, taking away from males the age-old, erotic power of the chase." Countless reports! Sizable numbers! Call the police! Vague and unquantifiable numbers of women want biggish amounts of sex!