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[trinityvixen]

In related news to my "Hey, it's that guy!" post, viridian and I have discovered something astonishing:

For once in our lives, she wants to dooooooooooo someone and I like them but merely find them interesting. That person: Callum Keith Rennie. It's amazing. Those of you who listened to my rant about who'd I'd fuck on Battlestar Galactica are aware of how truly mind-breakingly odd this is. Hell, I'd have sex with Daddy Adama, but Leoben doesn't do it for me beyond the loving I give his brain (especially when he's got that touch of gray in the end shot of second season--yum!). It's truly a frightening thought that I am the less shallow of the two of us over anything.

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Last night's Smallville WAS HORRENDOUS. I might link to my Pink Raygun review later, but I wrote it at 5 am off a hangover, so I don't relish that re-read. If they even put it up. Methinks I was a tad unfair towards a certain squirrely girly. Anyway, at least viridian was awake at the time to commiserate. It lead to interesting thought processes (the kind you can only get at 5 in the morning):

Me: I wrote like thirteen essays on why I hated Lana
viridian: Kristin Kreuk looked SO FUCKING HAPPY to not be playing out the zomg I ARE EVIL scenes
Me: Everything she did, I was like "SHUT UP YOU PRETENDED TO BE DEAD."
viridian: if it got me off this show i would pretend to be dead, too
Me: Seriously, she told Clark he didn't know women. No, of course not COCK TICKLER. How could he? He's been trying to study YOU as a model.
viridian: also wtfever: I don't think pretending to be dead would've gone over as a zomg major crime in this universe...I mean, I guess maybe stealing the ten million dollars, but ONLY LEX knew that
Me: Congratulations, Lana! You're a twat! "Hey, remember when you thought I was dead!? And you cried? SURPRISE! I CAN HAS LIFE NOW!"
Me: I am writing my next review all in LOLCatz speak
Me: because that's what this show does to my brain I IS SUPERMANS? OH NOES
viridian: Oh god
viridian: let's not make up I CAN HAZ POWERZ
viridian: OH HAI I UPGRADED YR CHLOE

I lost my shit at that last part. Poor Chloe. At this point, I'd encourage the actress either to walk off and just let Chloe be an invisible dumping ground (much like Oliver Queen is now the invisible intel guy) because there's no reason she should take this this to the face after seven years of being on this show. God.

Comments

[viridian.livejournal.com]

I admit it, my BSG whims are largely based upon shallowness, but not entirely! My CKR crush comes and goes. He's only ever been a bit-part actor in things I've seen, since I never bothered that much with Due South. He just shows up every few years, is compellingly attractive, and then I forget who the hell he is until I remember again. Most of my celebrity crushes are like that, in fact. I mean, Keanu who?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Heh. I know exactly what you mean. I then feel guilty for forgetting. Like when I slobbered all over Christian Bale in American Psycho and forgot about him again until Batman Begins.

Keanu was pretty good in A Scanner Darkly. I think the animation of it removes some of his "DUH?"-ness.

[droidguy1119.livejournal.com]

Keanu gets a bad rap because he acts with his body and not with his eyes (see Constantine for some of his more obvious physical characterization).

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

The blankness of his face bothers me more than the eyes. He doesn't twist his facial features enough when he's supposed to be expressing confusion and other emotions like it where there aren't movements as dramatic as there would be for joy or anger.

[droidguy1119.livejournal.com]

Oh also Simon Pegg is Scotty in Star Trek.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

No. WAY.

As if Sylar as Mr. Spock wasn't distracting enough. Hee, this is going to be awesomely bad.