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[trinityvixen]

This. This is what this man does to me.

GAH. Must. Resist. Urge. To. Lick. Eyebrows.

Or the crotch of his really rather fugly pants. Dig the sweater, though.

Comments

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

Okay, he's hot, I get that. And I get the urge to put your mouth on various parts of his body. I can totally identify with that urge, if not in this particular instance.

It's the part where you want to lick his eyebrows that I don't get. Should I write a letter to Dan Savage asking about the normality of a eyebrow fetish?

[arcane-the-sage.livejournal.com]

It's the part where you want to lick his eyebrows that I don't get.

I just guessed it was some cat-like grooming fetish.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

No. Just....no. Seriously, no speculation on fetishes please. Not even remotely close. I don't have any particular fetish. It's just that this man has very nice eyebrows, and, as with all things I express slavish devotion for, the way I express myself is sexual. It's not literally what I'd like to do with his eyebrows. Or anyone's for that matter.

=-þ

[arcane-the-sage.livejournal.com]

*points out sign denoting sarcasm that stands between your choice of icon and chuckro's comment*


*wonders if the universal billboard of sarcasm needs to be put back up so that no one misses it again*

Re: =-þ

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I know, just...ew to the particular fetish.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I can't help it. His eyebrows are a deadly weapon, and they draw you into his eyes. He has wonderful eyebrows. The licking is more metaphorical than anything else--it is a way to express how much I like them (that I would even contemplate putting them in my mouth).