trinityvixen | Heroes live-blogging...

-I do love Hiro saying "Previously on Heroes in Japanese," but that still doesn't make his plot line interesting. Not even opium makes it interesting.

-Re: the Paintings--OH MY GOD, SOMEONE BROKE MOHINDER'S NOSE? This is the most tragic thing ever.

-Oh please, oh please, oh please let Ali Larter actually be Jessica. Please-oh-please.

-The opening title sequence is a friggin' tease when I just know that, on the other side of it and commercials, I'm getting shirtless Peter. Again, much with the pretty, not much of anything else, so I get testy when I don't get it.

-"Mr. Butler"? Oh, right, they're in hiding. Still not going to remember that ever.

-The Alchemist has a spine. I am more than a little surprised. He's the only on (who's not entirely evil, I mean; I'd argue Sylar's got a spine)

-Ah, shirtless Peter. That's what I came for. Why he can't use his powers, I don't know. He never needed half so much stress to explode before...

-The timing on this show completely throws me. So it's not even March 20, 2007 yet, show-time?

-I officially hate this show for making Greg Grunberg say he is fat. He is only pudgy next to the super-starved guys on this show. He's FINE the way he is, goddamnit. When I need to crush on thin boys, I have my pick of the Heroes stable.

-OMG I THINK I WAS RIGHT ABOUT NIKI. Also, Jessica. I speculated last season that the reason Jessica stuck around post-mortem is that she had an ability to clone her personality onto Niki's. Or vice-versa, and Niki is borrowing the super-strength from Jessica. Oh, no, wait, it's Daddy Parkman? LAME.

-I wonder if Adam will be as cute as that other killer from Miami (I'm talking about Dexter--which, if you haven't seen: REMEDY YOUR MISTAKE).

-If there's even the possibility that Nathan is going to die, I give up watching this show.

-ANGELA'S POWER IS FIXING AMNESIA, Y/N? Contender for best power ever if it kills this stupid plot line with Peter.

Commercial Commentary: SHOWING ME DANCING YOGURT CULTURES IS MORE LIKELY TO MAKE ME VOMIT, NOT EAT YOUR PRODUCT.

-Mr. Muggles! I share Mrs. Bennet's irrational love of the pooch.

-Listening to music together from a phone while making out. Yeah, that's a new one on me. I'd have just used the stereo--less chance of awkward cord-tangling.

-YOUR ASS IS SO DUMPED, WEST. Or Claire. Erm, I guess West just did the dumping. Not that that's really all that unfair. He's got every reason to freak out. I'd be scared as shit if Mr. Bennet were to be my enemy in any way.

-Hiro, GIVE UP on Kensei already. YOU ARE THE KENSEI YOU KNOW FROM STORIES. Sheesh. For a comic-nerd with the mad, innate understandings of the intricacies of time-travel, you sure are dim about this.

-So, Niki broke Mohinder's nose. I knew I never liked her. Where is Jessica when you need her? She'd've seen through Daddy Parkman's tricks before he even got started. 'Cause the bitch is crazy enough to know when she's not being her own kind of crazy.

-Kensei, you are a whore. No, not a whore--that's insulting to whores. You're a worm. No, that's still insulting. Well, whatever you are, there are malodorous fungi with more integrity.

Commercial Commentary: This Beowulf adaptation is either mega-suck or mediocrity-suck. There isn't a chance in hell that it will be any good. Myself, I'm hoping for mega-suckage, as mediocrity would offer less to laugh at and more to be disappointed by. Not that I'm seeing this in the theaters, but I might rent it if the balance of reviews are in its favor (or completely against it as ludicrous in every way).

-How do you lose a time-traveller? Gee, I wonder. We've lost Hiro to the land of re-cock-ulous plots, so, how do you think?

-Oh God, Molly is talking. Matt, fix this.

-Holy Jesus, the Pasdar is unleashing the HOT all over this scene. So inappropriate, but so wonderful.

-YES! Okay, so you're not such a good cop or father, but yes, you are a good man, Charlie Br--Matt Parkman. I like the non-dream wardrobe, too. Mmm-hmm.

-Wow, Peter's come a long way since his foxy styling from the first season, hasn't he? Oops, lost your girlfriend in time. That is how you lose someone, Nathan.

-HE WAS A DICK, Hiro. Way to go, girlfriend, for waking his ass up. Boo-hiss on this storyline still. Also, Kensei? Totally not dead. I look forward to him exacting revenge in the future.

-Kensei actually could have cut out his heart, though. Which might have been fun to watch. ::thinks of Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom:: Maybe not.

-THANK BOB, HIRO IS GOING HOME.

-Buh-bye, Niki. Bet you wish you'd listened to Jessica more, don't you?

-Hiro is back in the present for two seconds, and he's already ten times cuter and more fun.

-Mohimbo, this has better be a ploy. If you sell out Bennet, you will be killed. And I will clap. No matter how pretty you are, you can still be an asswipe.

-Mr. Bennet and Claire, don't fight! You're way better together!

-OMG I TOLD YOU. I WIN AT GUESSING REALLY OBVIOUS PLOT DEVELOPMENTS.

The only question in all of those I have is "What happened to Sylar?" The rest, meh, take it or leave it. Except maybe Kensei. Because centuries-old grudges are kind of awesome.