trinityvixen | Finale Live-Blogging

-"What do you want?"
"Breakfast?"

The reason Sylar and Mohinder broke up: Mo loves 'em and leaves 'em.

-Hah! Maya is too dumb for words. However, I wouldn't mind if she killed Molly. Sylar, please knock the bitch out.

-Hi, Nathan! Welcome back!

-Heeee!! Matt and Nathan totally shared a "Let's roll," head bob. This was roughly translated by me as, "Okay, I'm willing to play sky taxi." "Yes, let's make with the flying."

-Well done, Hiro. You jumped around right, but you let Peter talk too fucking much. Everyone fucking lets Peter talk to fucking much.

Commercial Commentary: FUCK NO, NICK LACHEY ISN'T A MUSICAL HOT-SHOT ANYTHING!

-Yeah, Claire, way to blow cover. Exactly what Daddy didn't want. And damn right, Mrs. Bennet: if Mr. B couldn't do it, no one can.

-And now she's crying. And so am I. FUCK YOU, CLAIRE. You made Daddy die and Mommy cry.

-Wow, Bob is a dick.

-Hah ha! Mr. Bennet is back in jail. I presume he'll mastermind yet another genius escape. I enjoy his fucking with Elle's head. Mr. Bennet is made of WIN.

-A virus does not "have side effects." It causes symptoms. Come on, show.

-Ugh, does Peter really have to love Caitlin? Can't he just feel really bad about abandoning her to Outbreak-land?

-Mohinder and Sylar, sittin' in a tree...

-Heh, Elle is internet porn-spying on Sylar. We have so much in common!!

-GAH! Gratuitous use of the word "hero" really starting to grate on my nerves goddamnit.

-Why does anyone question Micah's ability any more? Can anyone else explain how they have their powers any better?

-HEH!!!!! Nathan and Matt's rough landing!

-Oh West is back. Time for drama, is it?

-Oh Maya is back. Time for crap, is it? Molly, please tell her he is dead and let's get this over with and back to the Mohinder and Sylar hotness.

-ABOUT GODDAMN TIME!!! However, killing Maya without giving Sylar her abilities means that, much like Nikki and Paulo on LOST, all time spent on those two was A WASTE OF MY FUCKING TIME.

-I'll save you, Sylar. I'll save you three times in one night, if you know what I mean.

-Mr. B!!! NO!!!!! FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIXITFIXITFIXIT!!

-Peter, you are dumber than a box of very dull rocks.

-MATT YOU ROCK SO MUCH! FUCKING KILL PETER WITH YOUR BRAIN! Argh. This is why I hate Peter's powers so much. THERE NEED TO BE LIMITATIONS, DAMN IT.

-HAH! What the F is with Nathan's hair? I guess he was flying a lot. He needs to get a hat. It worked for the Rocketeer. Ooh, can that be Nathan's superhero name?

-Awww, Nathan said it! And his love has the power to un-dumbify Peter. GREATEST POWER EVER.

-Mm, melty virus. Gratuitous use of the helix, though.

-HAH! Elle gots shot at some more! She deserves it.

-It says something that Sylar is still able to whoop ass without any powers.

-Niki doesn't need powers; she has a mighty groin kick without them.

-Another heroic death? I think so. Way to go, Micah. Mommy's prize can go on the shelf next to Daddy's. No parents, but lots of decorative chotchkes.

-Hiro is HARD CORE. FUCK.

-No, Elle, I'm going to kill you. You not only saved Molly, you saved Maya and Mohinder, too, by not letting Hiro kill them.

-More accurate version of Nathan's speech to Peter, "You're such a fuck-up. If it weren't for the fact I am fucking you, I'd totally have you whacked. I'm Italian, you know."

-Hey, what did happen to Caitlin now?

-Nathan's coming out kind of pre-empts Claire's rebellion. Does this mean...

...oh noes. Um,