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[trinityvixen]

Here's an attempt to be cheerful:

Last night I dreamt I took feiran and ecmyers to my church. feiran went to use the bathroom, but before I could warn her, she'd opened the door and let out all the rats. One jumped into my hand. Part of its shoulder bone was sticking out through its fur. I screamed, dropped the thing and it ran downstairs.

Where the Ninth Doctor picked it up and cooed at it and made it all better. The End.

Nope, still not cheery.

Comments

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

emyers, huh? Is that ecmyers' sockpuppet? Oo--I know. It's his alter ego, right?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Good lord, this is why I never try to Lj-tag his new name. I can never remember it. I should have just gone with "Darkling1" as always.

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

Clearly you should be having my dream. :)

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Yeah, damn it, i want eternal puppies!

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

They'd be hell on the carpet.

[ecmyers.livejournal.com]

Cripes. Keep me out of your dream churches! Especially the rat-infested ones.

I had a pretty screwed up dream too. It involved some kid inviting himself over to my mom's apartment, when I knew she didn't want me having anyone over, and somehow he sliced the top of one of his fingers off? I don't know, it was weird and gross, but it reminded me of something I meant to put in my novel (not finger slicing!) so I did. The end.

[arcane-the-sage.livejournal.com]

Poor little rat =*-(

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

There was a very funny sketch on Conan once where Andy Richter shilled for an organization known as "Kitties Forever" with its subdivisions of "Puppies Forever" and "Kiddies Forever." Basically, using a distraction, the organization would go into the home and remove the boring cat, stupid dog, or verging-on-teenage children and put in a kitten, a puppy, or toddlers, respectively. It was pretty freakin' awesome as an idea.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't have been my first choice of location to show off to you at home, had I been the one to choose.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I did feel abstractly bad for it but feeling the bone sticking out of its skin was GROSS.