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Anyone on this here F-list a notary public? Besides [livejournal.com profile] feiran, I mean?

Date: 2008-01-16 06:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Ooh! That's convenient. I might even see her this weekend...

Date: 2008-01-16 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chuckro.livejournal.com
My dad is, but I doubt that helps you any.

Date: 2008-01-16 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
We got something for our apartment that apparently has to be notorized. I'm a little skeptical that it HAS to be notorized, but I'd like to just do it and have it done with. I have to wonder why this apartment requires thirty million of these things to be signed and sent off when our last place only ever bothered us about our lease renewal.

Date: 2008-01-16 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kent-allard-jr.livejournal.com
Damn, my theory is blown!

Date: 2008-01-16 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chuckro.livejournal.com
My first lease renewal after the building ownership changed hands was hand-written. My most recent one was at least typed...

Date: 2008-01-16 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Is this a bad time to mention our lease never did arrive? Period?

Date: 2008-01-16 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kent-allard-jr.livejournal.com
You have a pre-nup to sign?

Date: 2008-01-16 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
You'd think...

Date: 2008-01-16 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chuckro.livejournal.com
I feel like we'd have heard about the "nup" before this if that was the case. But maybe I'm wrong.

Date: 2008-01-16 07:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Who would I be marrying anyway? Let alone not telling people about marrying?

Date: 2008-01-16 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chuckro.livejournal.com
A serial killer, obviously. The pre-nup would be for when he goes all Bluebeard on you.

Date: 2008-01-16 07:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Excellent answer, well done. Very clever of me with that pre-nup, though the marrying a serial killer implies less of my intelligence, perhaps.

Date: 2008-01-16 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kent-allard-jr.livejournal.com
He insisted on wearing his hockey-mask at the wedding until TV decided to just elope with the guy.

Date: 2008-01-16 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Did you miss me declaring that I would just as soon throw a zombie wedding as go through the rigamarole than [livejournal.com profile] hslayer and [livejournal.com profile] viridian did? The hockey mask would be the least of it ^.~*

Date: 2008-01-16 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chuckro.livejournal.com
"Do you, Zombie, take Zombi to be your lawfully wedded wife, for richer or poorer, in rotting and in putrescence, for as long as you both shall exist in a shambling mockery of life?"

"BRAAAAAAINS"

Date: 2008-01-16 08:52 pm (UTC)

Date: 2008-01-16 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kent-allard-jr.livejournal.com
But but ... then you won't be able to have it in church. Everyone will get 3rd degree burns even before the priest comes and Kicks Ass for the Lord.

Date: 2008-01-16 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlightalice.livejournal.com
Didn't I tell you about the dream I had about TV's wedding? It was weird...

Date: 2008-01-16 08:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Zombies aren't affected by churches, only vampires are. Zombies are vulnerable only to things that destroy their brains. But even then, it's iffy (see: The Return of the Living Dead).

Date: 2008-01-16 08:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kent-allard-jr.livejournal.com
Not true! Holy water and holy symbols work against all undead! It says so in the D&D Player's Handbook so it must be true.

Date: 2008-01-16 09:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Yeah, right, I'll thank you gamer geeks to leave the RPG stat books at home. Honestly. The strat games have to make sense (or at least make some kind of logical rubric) out of fantastical reality. Whereas movies, television, comics, et al. have no such rules except what you see. And I ain't never seen a zombie turn down a buffet because someone hid in a church.

In fact, in The Return of the Living Dead the first, the humans were in a mortuary with a chapel, and the zombies went tearing it up through there, no harm, no foul.

Date: 2008-01-16 09:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kent-allard-jr.livejournal.com
Heh! Who you gonna believe, me and my game books or your lyin' movies?

"Worf could kick their asses anyway, man!" -- fellow geek

Date: 2008-01-16 09:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Your game books attempt to apply rigorous method to the incalculable. Now, as a scientist, you'd think that that would have some attraction to me. However, I have a firmer expertise in the movies, so :P!!!!

Date: 2008-01-16 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlightalice.livejournal.com
I *should* be but I keep forgetting to get around to it.

Date: 2008-01-16 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Woman! Get your friggin' stamp already!

Date: 2008-01-16 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlightalice.livejournal.com
That's what my boss keeps telling me...

Date: 2008-01-16 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlightalice.livejournal.com
OH! That reminds me. Any lawyer can notarize something. Ask your dad. :)

Date: 2008-01-16 08:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Really? Awesome, well, I might see him this weekend, I should check.

Date: 2008-01-16 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slackwench.livejournal.com
Not that it would do you any good, but I was going to do it until I found out you have to get bonded and shit.

Raises hand!

Date: 2008-01-17 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deltagrl.livejournal.com
Me! And I don't charge $2. :) I charge nothin'!

Re: Raises hand!

Date: 2008-01-17 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
I though you had to charge something just to prove you weren't doing favors?

Might you be in Jersey City this weekend for a certain occasion?

Re: Raises hand!

Date: 2008-01-17 07:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deltagrl.livejournal.com
Argh, noes. When do you need this by? Mayhaps I could meet you in the city.

As for charging, you just can't charge more than $2, which a lot of enterprising notaries take advantage of. As our test prep prof said, "You will not become rich by being a notary, people."

Re: Raises hand!

Date: 2008-01-17 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
::laughs::

Okay, if I can't get my dad to do it (apparently, all lawyers are also notaries?), can I tap you some time in the next week?

Re: Raises hand!

Date: 2008-01-17 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deltagrl.livejournal.com
Sure! We just need to plan somewhat in advance. :) What is this for again?

Re: Raises hand!

Date: 2008-01-17 07:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
It's something for our apartment. An affadavit about who lives here for who knows what. Methinks they're doing something legal-like with the building.

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