trinityvixen | Informal poll #2 for today

Prince should have his own reality television show, Y/Y?

This came up whilst I was browsing TWoP's photo gallery of aged rock stars who should fill in for Poison's Bret Michaels for the third season of Rock of Love. Because they can't possibly go with him for a third season and still cling to the flimsy premise that THIS time Bret really WILL choose his one-and-only girl, right?

-I'm pretty sure they didn't put up a picture of the Gallagher brothers from Oasis. I'm certain that Mr. Bean bumped into the hideous love child of John Lennon and Liza Minelli and someone mistook them for the Oasis guys. No, really, that's totally what happened.
-Steve Perry looks more like Roseanne than Roseanne does any more.
-John/Cougar/Mellancamp's face is slowly being devoured by his hair. Come next year, there will be nothing except a chin.
-Sir Paul McCartney has, as he's aged, grown to look disturbingly like a witch. Or Jessica Fletcher. Hell, probably both.
-And if I NEVER see that picture of Billy Idol again, it will be too soon.
-Also, quit harshing all over Slash's style. The man is freaky looking WITHOUT the glasses and giant hair, so shut up and don't let him hear you saying he should change it.

Anyway, Prince is one they put out there as a possibility. I'm now absolutely convinced that Prince needs his own reality show. I shared this with

moonlightalice and she had some choice words on the subject:

me: Now, a "Rock of Love" reality show with Prince? I might watch that. Because Prince is just weird enough to make that format interesting

moonlightalice: Prince would never stoop to that shit.
me: He doesn't have to, but wouldn't we be better off if he did? He'd blow the rest of reality TV out of the water.

moonlightalice: If he were on a love reality tv show, he'd be like, "these are some ugly fucking women. None of them are as hot as me." And then like make out with himself.
me: Well, he has managed to rock the pencil-thin moustache for well over two decades at this point. That's a high charisma score, that is.

moonlightalice: No one would win.
me: The audience would--for once.