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[trinityvixen]

Last night, I dreamt that dumbfuck, aka Jensen Ackles was in some movie about Vikings. I think it was a romantic comedy. My subconscious made a note that this must have been one of those before-they-were-famous-a-guy's-gotta-eat type things. I even saw the poster. ::shudder::

On a completely unrelated note, my brain works like this: I think about Netflix. Netflix sends you movies through the mail and, often, you might not remember what they are. What if they were porn? Hey, does Netflix rent porn movies? Can they? I mean, could they be sure the renter is 18 or older? I guess so, since you need a credit card. But my sister is 17 and she used my mom's for her account. Maybe they ask you your age on the account info and won't rent porn to people who aren't 18. I wonder if there's just a porn version of Netfllix? Probably.

This has been a frightening, if brief, trip through TV's head. Enjoy.

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[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

This entire thread of speculative business-ing was fabulous. Thanks guys.

[gryphonrose.livejournal.com]

Happy to oblige. Now find me some angel investors! :)

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

This could work, call me crazy. Maybe you just have to pitch it to Netflix. Using their infrastructure, your overhead would be low, and they'd take a chunk of profits, but you'd assume less expenses upfront.

[gryphonrose.livejournal.com]

Hm, only thing is, they might not want to be associated with it because of the family-business image. Now, that doesn't mean it couldn't work on the sly--get them to back it, use their structure and systems, change the graphic look enough to be a separate entity, etc. Know anyone at NetFlix who might be willing to talk about this possibility?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Heh, alas no. I thought about how they might not want to associate themselves with this, too. All it takes is the wrong person getting a copy of Edward Penishands, and they're in trouble.

But, still! They're an evil corporation, right? They should want a piece of that sweet, sweet porn-money pie!

[gryphonrose.livejournal.com]

Who doesn't, really?
Cue horrible double entendres here.
:)

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

We're talking about marketing porn, here. I don't think we need to even use double entendres. I'm pretty sure we can just "COCK, WE HAVE IT," and get customers.

[gryphonrose.livejournal.com]

Oh, I meant double entendres here--lots of remarks about "sweet pie" and so forth. :)

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Ha! Didn't even think about that. Ah, yes, everything is so loaded when you talk about porn. Like that sentence, for instance.

[gryphonrose.livejournal.com]

At least it makes coming up with a good tagline easy. :)