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1. Did I mention that Iron Man was gonna be the May Movie? I believe I did. Yet I had not watched the trailer until today. Lo, it awesome, and I want to see this more than ever. Two really notable things? Tony Stark? TOTAL ASSHOLE. Well done, you've got the character right. Two? I'm pretty sure Iron Man has the honor of being the only hero to be shown getting laid in the trailer. So, uh, well done for him, I'm sure.

Check out the TV spot and the full trailer. They both are snark-tastic and comic-book bad-ass. Could they have cast this better? I think not.

2. First picture from the Wolverine spin-off movie. You ask me, this is easily ten years too late. The Jackman was showing his years in X-Men 2. Still, I'm sure most hormonal women are still attracted to him. Not me. Too hairy.

3. All these conversations are made of win, but cut for length.

First up, exchanges with [livejournal.com profile] viridian.

me: Just to recap: undead = vampires; living dead = zombies; back from the dead = Jack Harkness
[livejournal.com profile] viridian: yes
me: Did we ever resolve what would happen if you were bitten by two of various things?
[livejournal.com profile] viridian: If Jack Harkness got turned into a vampire? I dunno, but SIGN ME UP.

[livejournal.com profile] viridian: Seriously? A zombie in RL would be the scariest thing ever because the only reason they're not usually scary to me is because there's no chance of it ever happening. So if there were a zombie, HOLY FUCKING SHIT. All the rules are OUT THE WINDOW
me: OMG THERE ARE RULES IN THE GUIDE, I WILL GET YOU A COPY.

[livejournal.com profile] viridian: I'd still do Hugh Jackman before the other guys in the X-Men movies (I'd do Famke first, obviously), but that isn't saying a lot.
me: Famke first and forever! Then Cyclops. Then Iceman. Then, maybe, the Wolverine. I dunno, though. I'd never pass up the chance to do Patrick Stewart. And there's the not-so-little matter of Ian McKellan's trouser monster.
[livejournal.com profile] viridian: Dude, 80-year-old giant cock is still 80 years old.
me: As long as it works, who cares? It probably wouldn't, though, if only because my girly bits wouldn't excite it. So, yeah, my X-Men movie fucking priorities are as follows:
1. Lesbianism (Famke and Mystique)
2. Bondage (Cyclops, oh yeah)
3. Pedophilia (Iceman)
4. Elektra Complex (Patrick Stewart)
[livejournal.com profile] viridian: What, you're not going to find a way to shag Alan Cumming?
me: OH FUCK! I forgot about him!!! Okay, reorganize. First do chicks, then do Alan Cumming because it's basically the same thing only the penis isn't made of sillicone.
[livejournal.com profile] viridian: Did you know Alan Cumming has a perfume out? It's called, I kid you not--CUMMING. He takes it about as seriously as a name like that allows.
me: His name can't really be Cumming. It's like Jack Harkness' real name being Jack DoMeHard.
[livejournal.com profile] viridian: Dude, whatever, more celebrities should have ridiculous last names and play up the mockery. I'M LOOKING AT YOU, HUGH JACKMAN.

[livejournal.com profile] viridian: We shouldn't be allowed to see movies.
me: Not in public at any rate.

[livejournal.com profile] viridian: The saddest thing is that I will probably actually buy myself Tin Man.
me: I'd buy it if it were free if only to watch Alan Cumming and the other hot guy flirt with each other. That was easily the hottest gay porn I've seen, and I've seen ACTUAL gay porn!
[livejournal.com profile] viridian: The story was ridiculous, but the acting wasn't bad at all. Except the evil chick, she was terrible.
me: She was awesome, shut it. She had booby bats. But yeah, terrible otherwise. Hence the eye-fucking. "God this sucks. I need to fire my agent. And have sex with that guy in the mean time. Oh good, he's making eyes back at me. I choose not to acknowledge that it is out of boredom when we fuck."
[livejournal.com profile] viridian: Stop that!
me: "Hi, I'm Alan Cumming, it's nice to be working with you. Want to have sex?"
[livejournal.com profile] viridian: I think the latter half of that is implied in, "Hi, I'm Alan Cumming."
me: True. It is redundant to ask for sex when you're Alan Cumming. He must just walk up to people, introduce himself, and then like, I dunno, present himself somehow. Like baboons do.

And [livejournal.com profile] feiran.

[livejournal.com profile] feiran: You are going to kill [livejournal.com profile] darkling1 :)
me: pardon? I am?
[livejournal.com profile] feiran: My Valentine's present.
me:It's not Sailor Moon is it?
[livejournal.com profile] feiran: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: Oh dear. I hope you weren't too attached to him.
[livejournal.com profile] feiran: The DVDs are very rare, and they aren't made any more.
me: Why don't they make them any more?
[livejournal.com profile] feiran: Company went out of business
me: And they still have the rights. Perhaps they're not willing to unleash any more onto the world.
[livejournal.com profile] feiran: But now I get to hear the Super dub for the first time :D
me: I think I have to be sick.

[livejournal.com profile] feiran: I'm sure you've already seen 'em, but I just hit the Star Wars valentine on SomethingAwful where Han says, "Tonight, I won't shoot first" and cracked up.
me:There's totally one with Chewie groping Leia. I should be upset as a feminist, but I'm laughing.
me: ::SNORT:: "I find your lack of Valentines disturbing."

me: In other news, I'm pretty sure the world is coming to an end.
[livejournal.com profile] feiran: Oh? What's happened? The inappropriate response to this question is, "Are you kidding? Just look out the window."
me: The answer is that I watched Smallville last night and two things happened. One: the girl playing Lois CAN ACT. Two: I felt emotionally engaged by LOIS. The world? She is coming to an end.
[livejournal.com profile] feiran: I see. The large asterois bearing down on Manhattan has nothing to do with it, then?
me: I wouldn't know. My windows are still covered with plastic while they do work outside. Oh well, at least I'll never see it coming.

[livejournal.com profile] feiran: I dunno, you take Indiana Jones out of his time period and I get a little worried.
me: I wonder if there will still be Nazis.
[livejournal.com profile] feiran: I think there are. The people were in similarly-styled uniforms. Perhaps they're war criminals in hiding. Who have bred. And mutated. And are now controlling mindless armies of the dead!
me: Awesome. You know that that will get me out to the theaters.
[livejournal.com profile] feiran: I do. They should propose it as a sequel. Indiana Jones vs. Nazi zombies? Win.
me: It'd be like BloodRayne. Only better, because that goes without saying.
[livejournal.com profile] feiran: *blink*
me: That was the plot, you know. Nazi zombies were the bad guys.
[livejournal.com profile] feiran: I'm aware, but Blood Rayne is no Indiana Jones, and I'm ashamed that you would link the two movies by something as trivial as plot components.
[livejournal.com profile] feiran: THESE Nazi zombies are going to fight INDIANA JONES.
[livejournal.com profile] feiran: I wonder if Indiana Jones could pop the head off a zombie with his whip!
[livejournal.com profile] feiran: The only answer to this question is to go home and watch dubbed Sailor Moon Super.
me: You are a sick, sick woman.

Last but not least, [livejournal.com profile] moonlightalice gets her funny on.

[livejournal.com profile] moonlightalice: [livejournal.com profile] wellgull was telling me that at work the woman who sits across from him is like this 50-something older woman who has a full, life-size cardboard cutout of Denzel Washington by her desk. And every morning, she says "Good morning," to him. And every evening she says, "Good night," to him
me: You know, I have one of those of Aragorn in my attic. I should go get him and set him up in my room somewhere.
[livejournal.com profile] moonlightalice: That's what I told [livejournal.com profile] wellgull. [livejournal.com profile] feiran had Legolas?
me: Yeah. She put the Gimli in the closet, though.

[livejournal.com profile] moonlightalice: WTF is Iron Man?
me: Iron Man! He's a comic book hero.
[livejournal.com profile] moonlightalice: Oh, not the triathalon or whatever.

[livejournal.com profile] moonlightalice: So I was looking at Tierney Lab in the hopes of finding something amusing. He posted on his blog a video of gorillas having sex. I am not kidding.
me: I am not clicking on that.
[livejournal.com profile] moonlightalice: CLICK IT. You have to. Otherwise, I'll quote it.
...
me: Oh. My. God. The title is "Full-Frontal Gorilla Love," and I officially hate you.

Date: 2008-02-15 08:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gryphonrose.livejournal.com
It is not fair to make me laugh that much while I'm at work. If I get in trouble it's your fault!

:)

Date: 2008-02-15 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
This was my morning! All three of these bitches was being funny as nuts! Then my boss actually sent me something to work on and I had to stop. I'm sure it would have gone on and on and on and on...

Date: 2008-02-15 08:45 pm (UTC)
ext_27667: (askljdakljdsal?!?!)
From: [identity profile] viridian.livejournal.com
I fucking want to know how one can quote a video of gorillas having sex! What's the quote? "OOH OOH AH AH YAR YAR HUMP HUMP"?!?!?!

(Note: I apparently didn't want to know the real answer enough to actually click that shit.)

Date: 2008-02-15 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
There were QUOTES? I swear I only read the title and bolted.

Date: 2008-02-16 08:02 am (UTC)
ext_27667: (Default)
From: [identity profile] viridian.livejournal.com
I have no idea? [livejournal.com profile] moonlightalice said she was going to quote it if you didn't click. I saw no video at that link, though. I think one of us must be smoking crack.

Date: 2008-02-16 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Ah, yes, I don't get that either.

Date: 2008-02-16 02:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonlightalice.livejournal.com
I meant I was going to quote Tierney's commentary (EVEN MORE TERRIFYING THAN GORILLA SEX)

Date: 2008-02-16 11:06 pm (UTC)
ext_27667: (badfic drunk lolz)
From: [identity profile] viridian.livejournal.com
Dude, all I am getting out of this exchange is that you spent entirely too much time looking at gorilla sex instead of working. If your job is that bad, there are far more horrifying things I can link you to in order to make your job look awesome in comparison!

Date: 2008-02-15 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kent-allard-jr.livejournal.com
OK, I'll give you a full report on those gorillas once the Interwebs stop sucking for me. (Watching cool Quicktime vids with a bad connection is painful...)

Date: 2008-02-15 09:52 pm (UTC)
ext_27667: (Default)
From: [identity profile] viridian.livejournal.com
Is it just me? I couldn't find a video at that link at all.

Date: 2008-02-15 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
didn't lookdidn'tlookdidn'tlookdidn'tlook...

..notintomonkeysexnotintomonkeysex...

Date: 2008-02-15 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slackwench.livejournal.com
Still, I'm sure most hormonal women are still attracted to him. Not me. Too hairy.

Is that really it, or is it because he's not a sociopathic serial killer?

Date: 2008-02-15 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Hey, be fair: in some incarnations, Wolverine was a sociopathic killer.

Nah, he just doesn't do nothing for me. Back in like 1998-1999 when the first X-Men movie came out and I heard that some guy called Hugh JACKMAN was going to be the Wolverine I gave up trying to take the character seriously. I never really had, so it was easy.

Date: 2008-02-15 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] equustel.livejournal.com
It's weird, because I have no hormonal "SO HAWT" love for Jackman's Logan, but I am quite fond of him. Which is a feat, considering that I very nearly loathe the character as portrayed (90% of the time) in the comics.

There's a bit of nostalgia tied to him as well, since I remember X-Men as one of the first genre films I encountered outside of Star Wars (my first and greatest love), and that whole exchange between Rogue and Logan at the beginning ("When they come out, does it hurt?" "Every time.") captured me hook, line, and sinker.

Even though the film will obviously be exploring Wolvie at a much more volatile time, I sincerely hope they keep his humanity intact - as it's something that's been lost about the character elsewhere. Yes, he's an asshole, but he's not soulless.

Date: 2008-02-15 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trinityvixen.livejournal.com
Wolverine has just never interested me, period. I got to like him kinda-okay in the 1990s cartoon, but that's because he was funny (I liked Gambit for much the same reason). Once I got exposed to the comics and the depth and breadth of the Wolverine insanity, ugh, turned right off.

And honestly, Jackman does a good job, but the fact that the movies revolved around him really, really pissed me off. It worked well enough in X-Men 2 where they touched on a lot of the problems just BEING Wolverine creates for the poor guy, and I appreciated that. But in my heart, I feel the X-Men are a team and if you want to go giving a cinematic blow job to a character, it should be done (as they're doing) in its own film. It is possible to do a team super-hero movie. That's why I like X-Men 2 best because it is about the team, about taking members out, dealing with their loss, putting new ones in (HIIIIIIIII NIGHTCRAWLER!!!), growing new ones up (HAI BOBBY). It was an ensemble, and I loved that.

I hope they remember Wolverine's humanity, too, in the spin-off. I also hope they add to the world-weariness quotient. Wolverine might not remember anything since, say, before the 70s (whenever he was adamantiumized), but he should be able to know himself to have lived at least forty years and should show it (if not necessarily on the face, then in the attitude). If anything that was my biggest complaint with the way they played Wolverine in the movies thus far.

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