Promise me you all will behave better in the zombie apocalypse should you survive?

[trinityvixen]

Yes, more Dead Rising.

Man, am I sick and tired of psychos when there are already zombies surrounding me. I spent TWO FREAKIN' HOURS trying just to get away from the one. I never ran into any pile-up on zombies (not even all fifty billion in the maintenance tunnels) that took even a quarter of the frustrated effort to get past. Sheesh. What is it about the zombie apocalypse that makes everyone crazy!?

I've fought an insane supermarket manager (with pimped-out DEATHCART); an abusive lesbian cop with a slut-hating complex; a father and sons trio who decided that human hunting was a better test of their L33T skillz at sniping than just taking out zombies; a clown with chainsaws (as if clowns NEEDED help being more creepy); a gun-nut barricaded in his store; a guy with chainsaws hacking people up and hanging them from the ceiling of the hardware store; and there's still the obnoxious photographer running around. Oh, and, you know, THE CRAZIES WHO ACTUALLY DRIVE THE GODDAMNED PLOT.

Fabulous. At least I got my wrestling shoes back...

Comments

[ecmyers.livejournal.com]

I hate that freaking photographer. He reminds me of Jimmy Olsen from the Superman animated series, for some reason.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Oh, Kent? Whew, for a second I thought you meant Frank. 'Cause, for reals, Frank could be a Geico caveman and looks nothing like any of the Jimmys Olsen out there. (Kent, however, yes, I could see that--if Jimmy were psychotic about being underappreciated instead of sad-sack.)