The Rabbit Hole

Hmmm. Well, obviously, Anders is the one you marry. Anyone that hot who is willing to put up with the kind of shit that Kara Thrace can throw at him (or hit him with, literally) is marriageable. I don't want to fuck Baltar, but fucking Lee would lead to emo. Sigh. Well, better emo than skeeve, I suppose. So, F-Lee, Marry-Anders, Kill-Baltar.

The ladies is harder. I think you marry Six, fool around with Starbuck, and kill Three. That last one be crazy. Even if she is the hottest. Character-wise, yeah, that's how I'd go. (Person wise, swap Lucy Lawless for Tricia Helfer, keep Katee Sackhoff on the side, why not?)

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How about Jack Shepherd Lost, Jack Bauer 24, and (Captain) Jack Sparrow PotC? :) (I had to sit and think about which Captain Jack I should throw your way.)

Heee!

Edited Date: 2008-04-10 03:57 pm (UTC)

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::giggles::

I should amend this entry to include my "surprise i am a slut" tag.

Oh, well, Marry-Jack Bauer (don't watch the show, don't care, Kiefer, call me!), F-Jack Shepherd (never marry--too screwed up), and kill Captain Jack. Alas, I have to kill him because a) I'm not attracted to him (I just love him to pieces), and b) FULL OF DISEASES OMG PIRATE.

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I am practically in tears with laughter over the pirate comment! :)

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Glad I made you giggle. I feel like I have done my duty. ::salutes::

(also: PIRATE!)

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Hee! :) Okay, new one:Peter Petrelli, Xander (from Buffy), and Ned the Piemaker (Pushing Daisies)

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Marry Ned! Marry Ned! OH I LOVE NED!

And Xander's not so bad either. But in the battle of the nice guys, Ned wins, Xander gets shagged as second prize.

And Peter Petrelli can go stick his thing in a blender (NOT MINE! IT IS NEW). What should it matter since he can regrow it anyway? HAAAAATE Peter.

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Aha! I am in complete and total agreement with you on all points! :)

So, sorry, I need to have a little squee moment... I have to tell a fellow Ned admirer how much I LOOOVE the Halloween episode - because, droool, he had messy hair and stubble. Am i insane or what? ;)

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Not insane. There's nothing cuter than a cute boy all mussed up. This goes along with my theory that people look even hotter when they're got a few cuts, scrapes, or bruises on them.

Poor Ned. He was probably at his most adorable when he was running all over looking for Chuck. I don't care if he did kill her dad, he was so flipping pathetically adorable, I'd have forgiven him in a heartbeat.

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Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Legolas (LoTR)
Paris (Troy)

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Oh, you bastard.

Ugh. Marry Will Turner, F Legolas, Kill Paris. I couldn't have thought of a less appealing threesome than that just there. My gods.

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Whut? You didn't say we had to make any of the choices easy.

oh, another set (not easy either)

Laura Roslyn (BSG)
Rose Darko (Danny Darko)
Marilyn Whitmore (Independence Day)

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I can't remember Mary McDonnell in Donnie Darko well enough, so kill her, I guess. I'd totally DOOOOO Laura Roslin, but marry her? Scaaaaary. So, marry Mary in ID4, I guess.

Not too hard. Mary McDonnell is actually magnetically attractive and quite foxy besides. Orlando Bloom is...skeeve-tacular.

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ok, from the earlier ones:

Jack Sparrow
Baltar
and Will Turner

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Sigh. You're evil, and you do know that.

Marry Will Turner, F Baltar (he must have the goods, since he's constantly getting laid), and kill Jack Sparrow. There, are you happy?

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Yes, I do know I am evil }=-)

Hey, it could be worse.

I could be a pro-lifer.

or a misogynist

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I said evil, not necessarily depraved to the depths of your inhuman soul. There's a difference.

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