Warning: For some guys, this might be a little TMI

[trinityvixen]

So, last night I waited for my sister to get home with the car and for Michelle to finish 7th Heaven. In the time it took for me to say, "Hey, let's hang out," to the time the aforementioned events took place, I was attacked by cramps and visited by my friend Floe ("Loretta likes to use euphemisms for when she's having her menses.") This, compounded with exhaustion, meant no hanging out, which is very off-putting. And Michelle has PR for the next two nights, so that means I'm left to who is still home, which is okay because it's Liz and NOT okay because of someone else...

Anyway, grr at this all! And it was too late to go to the craftstore by the time my sister got home. Dang it. I need to pick up a third design to make that's cutesy but nice, pretty but easy, to stitch as a distraction gift for my brother-in-law-to-be and sister's wedding. Basically, the two presents that are the main ones will take ass-long to do, and both of the 'easy' patterns are actually huge and, though not 'gold collection' (craft lingo for: DEAR GOD THIS WILL TAKE YOU FOREVER) are still going to be too lengthy to do by March. I need to get to Treasure Island in Scarsdale (oh, Michelle, btw, you were right: there are Scarsdale-post stuffs on Central even though they are locationally not within the town, which makes no sense) and see if they have any patterns before I try buying anything online again that I'm not sure I'll have time for.

The Debates are coming...I think I need to make that a margarita night and sit down for the long haul. Man, is my ass gonna be sore.

Comments

[viridian.livejournal.com]

ROFL. I nearly peed my pants laughing at the amount of sarcasm in this comment. Seriously.

[viridian.livejournal.com]

PS to Dayle: I just turned down another PR job on Thursday, I am NOT turning down money in order to watch the debate, so you're going to just have to miss it if it happens to be Thursday. :P

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

but but but!!!!


That's really all I got. I'll see if i can tape it or something from the cable machine. If not, ha ha ha, gonna get Michelle so wasted that she won't even notice...

Me: What's wrong? I thought you liked "Charmed."
Michelle: Thissshisnt sccccaaaarmed.
Me: Yes it is.
Michelle: Wheressssh za ugly one?
Me: Right there. He-er, she is wearing the suit and standing under the elephant.
Michelle: Thatsh her power manimaniable?
Me: Something like that.
Michelle: Beeeeeennnnnn, Dayl's lynnnnnngq. What are we waaaatching?
Ben: She's right. It's "Charmed."
Michele: Don't take her side!!!

[viridian.livejournal.com]

No! If you want to pay me what PR would have paid me to take the class, then I'll watch the debate with you. Otherwise, suck it. It's not fair to cancel hanging out with me on one night and then make the hanging-out suck on the rescheduled night. I will guilt trip you forever if you ruin one one free night this week with the debate.

[hslayer.livejournal.com]

I can tape it for you if for some reason you can't.

[viridian.livejournal.com]

... see, nixa? My options are A. go to your place and watch the debate or B. sit at home and watch the debate, and it's not fair because Thursday is the only night I have free this week OR next, and I don't want to spend it watching the debates! I could have spent it teaching crap to brats, if I wanted to do something that sucks. *wail*

[wellgull.livejournal.com]

Though isn't the point of watching this debate really to know that the democratic process in this country is hopelessly broken, and to embrace the irony in as bitterly jaded a fashion as possible by drinking oneself into insensibility while the second-weightiest rite of that hopeless process is going on?

I mean, geez. Watching the tape? Then you're just an alcoholic (or a masochist...)

[viridian.livejournal.com]

Of course we're just alcoholics.

The really sad thing is that that conversation above is probably a fairly accurate account of what will happen. Except that I don't watch "Charmed". Any more. :P