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[trinityvixen]

me: I had a pitcher of margaritas last night. I swear I'm not an alcoholic.
moonlightalice: Uhhhm.
me: feiran just said she wouldn't play Scene It with me unless I had a handicap.
moonlightalice: omg
me: So instead of having only half the pitcher, I had all of it.
moonlightalice: You still beat the pants off her, yes?
me: Well, not pants-off beating. Especially not the last round where I had a 3 second lag handicap, too.
me: I beat her by about twice as many points. Usually, I can do 3x as many.
moonlightalice: Wow.
me: Yep. No one wants to play with me. I'll drink until they do!
moonlightalice: I've beaten you :D
me: It's true. But this version on the XBOX makes me more competitive. There's no chance.
moonlightalice: I think cumulatively I've seen more movies than you have.
me: But that doesn't seem to matter--whether I've seen movies or not. I know them. It's like osmosis.

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[chuckro.livejournal.com]

I had a pitcher of margaritas last night. I swear I'm not an alcoholic.

You had a pitcher of margaritas and could still play video games. A pitcher of margaritas would have me unconscious, with enough of it left over to knock out Ivy03.

Whether you're not an alcoholic, you're apparently a well-practiced drinker.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

feiran said they couldn't have been strong enough. I guessed at the amounts because I decided halfway through pouring that I should just use up the mix. Very probably, they were pretty weak, maybe half strength Dallas BBQ without the extra shot. I was buzzed, but I didn't lose any time or coordination that I saw. I'm impressed with me that I could count to three for my three-second lag.

So I'm really a light weight, I just pretend otherwise.