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[trinityvixen]

me: I had a pitcher of margaritas last night. I swear I'm not an alcoholic.
moonlightalice: Uhhhm.
me: feiran just said she wouldn't play Scene It with me unless I had a handicap.
moonlightalice: omg
me: So instead of having only half the pitcher, I had all of it.
moonlightalice: You still beat the pants off her, yes?
me: Well, not pants-off beating. Especially not the last round where I had a 3 second lag handicap, too.
me: I beat her by about twice as many points. Usually, I can do 3x as many.
moonlightalice: Wow.
me: Yep. No one wants to play with me. I'll drink until they do!
moonlightalice: I've beaten you :D
me: It's true. But this version on the XBOX makes me more competitive. There's no chance.
moonlightalice: I think cumulatively I've seen more movies than you have.
me: But that doesn't seem to matter--whether I've seen movies or not. I know them. It's like osmosis.

Comments

[jendaby.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm sure you would demolish me with Scene It, but I totally must go drinking with you sometime! :)

[edgehopper.livejournal.com]

Hm. I think this calls for a drunk-equalizing pair of contests. You drunk vs. me in Scene It, followed by me drunk vs. you in Rock Band. And make sure to download the new Jimmy Buffett pack to go with the drinking :)

[viridian.livejournal.com]

I should buy this game so I can play against you people. And not at all to have an excuse to drink!

[gryphonrose.livejournal.com]

I've never played Scene It but I'd definitely give it a whirl. I, too, know way too many movies--though many of them are B-movies from the late 80s and early 90s.

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

I had a pitcher of margaritas last night. I swear I'm not an alcoholic.

You had a pitcher of margaritas and could still play video games. A pitcher of margaritas would have me unconscious, with enough of it left over to knock out Ivy03.

Whether you're not an alcoholic, you're apparently a well-practiced drinker.

[arcane-the-sage.livejournal.com]

Maybe next time the handicap should be my infamous "it doesn't freeze" alcoholic red slush ^_^

[deltagrl.livejournal.com]

I'll still play with you...and not just cause I beat you. ;)