This story is 100% true

[trinityvixen]

me: I had a pitcher of margaritas last night. I swear I'm not an alcoholic.
moonlightalice: Uhhhm.
me: feiran just said she wouldn't play Scene It with me unless I had a handicap.
moonlightalice: omg
me: So instead of having only half the pitcher, I had all of it.
moonlightalice: You still beat the pants off her, yes?
me: Well, not pants-off beating. Especially not the last round where I had a 3 second lag handicap, too.
me: I beat her by about twice as many points. Usually, I can do 3x as many.
moonlightalice: Wow.
me: Yep. No one wants to play with me. I'll drink until they do!
moonlightalice: I've beaten you :D
me: It's true. But this version on the XBOX makes me more competitive. There's no chance.
moonlightalice: I think cumulatively I've seen more movies than you have.
me: But that doesn't seem to matter--whether I've seen movies or not. I know them. It's like osmosis.

Comments

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

Followed by the two of you sober versus Jethrien and I drunk playing Pictionary. Or maybe Password.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

See, edgehopper and I don't know each other well enough to make that even remotely like fair, even if you're drunk.

[edgehopper.livejournal.com]

Regardless, this set of challenges must be organized.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I think we need a few more barriers between chuckro and jethrien first. Like they aren't allowed to make eye contact or something.

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

3 feet of earth or stone, 1 foot of metal, or a thin coating of lead. No, wait, that's x-ray vision.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I think we'll go with that, actually.