::DIES OF OLDNESS::

[trinityvixen]

My babiest of baby sisters graduated high school yesterday.

I expect to repeat this horror when my second babiest sister graduates college NEXT YEAR.

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Re: DO NOT WANT

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

Someone needs to tell me what career to take and I'll do it at this point.

Okay: Become an FBI agent specializing in serial killers. Work until you hunt down one with beautiful, bushy eyebrows, then cut him a deal in which he avoids prison in exchange for sexual favors. Eventually, write a tell-all novel that becomes a made-for-Cinemax movie.

Except I won't.

D'oh!