Get your nose out of McCain's asshole, Maureen

[trinityvixen]

The greatest question ever since yesterday's Lincoln-on-Darwin showdown: Obama: Is He Patriotic Enough!?

My favorite parts:

-Obama = MUSLIM MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE
-Wesley Clark, GENERAL, says that John McCain, CAPTAIN, being shot out of the sky =/= perfect guy to be president. Maureen Dowd sez, "It’s the old business of grunts resenting flyboys." Yes, because life is just like an episode of Battlestar Galactica, and everyone who is not John McCain is looking at him and sighing and wishing they could be so cool, doing all that flying n' shit. Damn those good-looking pilots!! DAMN THEM! WHY CAN NOT WE LOWLY GRUNTS EVER BE SO MAGNIFICENT? Wesley Clark is going to take his umpteen billion stars (and his ball) and go home now.
-McCain is funny! Obama is not! Let Maureen demonstrate!
NOT FUNNY: "I can’t have fun anymore,” Obama said, in a comment meant to be wry but sounding wistful. “It’s not allowed.”
SO FUNNY YOU SHOULD BE SHITTING YOURSELF NOW: Yet McCain himself has joked: “It doesn’t take a lot of talent to get shot down. I was able to intercept a surface-to-air missile with my own airplane.”
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING?

Comments

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

Obama = MUSLIM MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE
Because Christian American blacks are exactly the same as Muslims. Whatever, they're both brown.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

See, Maureen Dowd doesn't believe that. She's really just making fun of the people who do. But did you know that Obama is no patriot? Kinda like he's being controlled by some foreign syndicate...