Get your nose out of McCain's asshole, Maureen

[trinityvixen]

The greatest question ever since yesterday's Lincoln-on-Darwin showdown: Obama: Is He Patriotic Enough!?

My favorite parts:

-Obama = MUSLIM MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE
-Wesley Clark, GENERAL, says that John McCain, CAPTAIN, being shot out of the sky =/= perfect guy to be president. Maureen Dowd sez, "It’s the old business of grunts resenting flyboys." Yes, because life is just like an episode of Battlestar Galactica, and everyone who is not John McCain is looking at him and sighing and wishing they could be so cool, doing all that flying n' shit. Damn those good-looking pilots!! DAMN THEM! WHY CAN NOT WE LOWLY GRUNTS EVER BE SO MAGNIFICENT? Wesley Clark is going to take his umpteen billion stars (and his ball) and go home now.
-McCain is funny! Obama is not! Let Maureen demonstrate!
NOT FUNNY: "I can’t have fun anymore,” Obama said, in a comment meant to be wry but sounding wistful. “It’s not allowed.”
SO FUNNY YOU SHOULD BE SHITTING YOURSELF NOW: Yet McCain himself has joked: “It doesn’t take a lot of talent to get shot down. I was able to intercept a surface-to-air missile with my own airplane.”
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING?

Comments

[anomilygrace.livejournal.com]

I used to love Maureen Dowd, and now I just want to stab her every time I see one of her articles. She's just been a MORON.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Once upon a time, she had dignity. Then a woman had the audacity to run for president, and she completely lost her shit. She literally dogged Clinton past Clinton's resignation. It's stupid and pathetic and what the shit happened to her?