More one-sentence reviews!
Sep. 8th, 2008 01:57 amI was upstate. Yes, I TiVo'd more movies, mother and I watched them. (And I'll probably head back up there again soon to finish the ones I haven't done yet. I need not to sleep or something to get through all of them.)
Lucky Number Slevin: Great dialogue and fun story does not mean I forgive this movie for making me hot for Josh Hartnett (wtf!).
Shooter: They could have made the full version of the fake trailer for Machete; they made the exact same movie with Mark Wahlberg instead.
(Bonus review!
feiran was in the room the entire time for Shooter. I started to talk about the upcoming film version of Max Payne and how I think Mark Wahlberg will be good in it.
feiran: "Who's Mark Wahlberg?")
Next: This is why you should never care about anything if you have superpowers, banging Jessica Biel notwithstanding.
John Carpenter's Village of the Damned: I'm sorry, but crazy homicidal alien psycho children aren't half as scary as Mark Hamill, Priest.
The Rules of Attraction: Dawson got it on with Boone; Jessica Biel will never be associated with 7th Heaven again; and not even hinting about Patrick Bateman could save this movie.
The Number 23: I thought it was a joke. It wasn't.
(Okay, that's two sentences.)
I missed getting to see The Invasion and Smokin' Aces because I accidentally TiVo'd them from the Spanish-language channel. Next time, Gadget! Oh, and The Faculty? Still fabulous.
Lucky Number Slevin: Great dialogue and fun story does not mean I forgive this movie for making me hot for Josh Hartnett (wtf!).
Shooter: They could have made the full version of the fake trailer for Machete; they made the exact same movie with Mark Wahlberg instead.
(Bonus review!
Next: This is why you should never care about anything if you have superpowers, banging Jessica Biel notwithstanding.
John Carpenter's Village of the Damned: I'm sorry, but crazy homicidal alien psycho children aren't half as scary as Mark Hamill, Priest.
The Rules of Attraction: Dawson got it on with Boone; Jessica Biel will never be associated with 7th Heaven again; and not even hinting about Patrick Bateman could save this movie.
The Number 23: I thought it was a joke. It wasn't.
(Okay, that's two sentences.)
I missed getting to see The Invasion and Smokin' Aces because I accidentally TiVo'd them from the Spanish-language channel. Next time, Gadget! Oh, and The Faculty? Still fabulous.
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Date: 2008-09-08 12:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-08 03:24 pm (UTC)FAIL.