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[trinityvixen]

I was upstate. Yes, I TiVo'd more movies, mother and I watched them. (And I'll probably head back up there again soon to finish the ones I haven't done yet. I need not to sleep or something to get through all of them.)

Lucky Number Slevin: Great dialogue and fun story does not mean I forgive this movie for making me hot for Josh Hartnett (wtf!).

Shooter: They could have made the full version of the fake trailer for Machete; they made the exact same movie with Mark Wahlberg instead.
(Bonus review! feiran was in the room the entire time for Shooter. I started to talk about the upcoming film version of Max Payne and how I think Mark Wahlberg will be good in it. feiran: "Who's Mark Wahlberg?")

Next: This is why you should never care about anything if you have superpowers, banging Jessica Biel notwithstanding.

John Carpenter's Village of the Damned: I'm sorry, but crazy homicidal alien psycho children aren't half as scary as Mark Hamill, Priest.

The Rules of Attraction: Dawson got it on with Boone; Jessica Biel will never be associated with 7th Heaven again; and not even hinting about Patrick Bateman could save this movie.

The Number 23: I thought it was a joke. It wasn't.
(Okay, that's two sentences.)

I missed getting to see The Invasion and Smokin' Aces because I accidentally TiVo'd them from the Spanish-language channel. Next time, Gadget! Oh, and The Faculty? Still fabulous.

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[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

She recalled, after this embarrassing admission, that some show we'd watched about the Hottest Hotties of the 90s had Mark Wahlberg pretty high up on that list. (God help me, I think he was #1, but that's a rant for another day.) That's what she knew him from. ::rolls eyes::