No politics, hurrah!

[trinityvixen]

Gakked from snugglebunnyjm:

1. What is your favorite word?
Don't have one. How boring I am.

2. What is your least favorite word?
I dislike most of the technical terms for sexual organs, male or female, though female sexual organs have much squirmier names. ("Vulva" really bothers me for some reason.) I prefer ridiculous euphemisms!

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Scuba diving. I never feel more alive than when I'm swimming with the fishies. Having kitties sit in my lap and let themslves be petted.

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Pain of any sort. People invading my personal space.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
Laughter, especially that of my family members and, god help me, especially especially that of my niece, even when she's really shrieking.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
PEOPLE CHEWING WITH THEIR MOUTHS OPEN. I mean, at all. It makes me so pissed off, I can't concentrate. All I do is focus on the chewing, grinding, smacking noises. UGH. People who bang on keyboards instead of typing. (I've had laptops for too long; loud typing makes me cringe.)

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Love "cunt." "Cock" is pretty good, too. Can't beat "fuck" for a good exclamation, though.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
I wan to be a professional reviewer of movies!

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Customer service.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"I created evolution."

Comments

[anirien.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I'm so with you on the chewing thing. It drives me nuts!

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

It drives me to distraction and grosses me out exceedingly at the same time. I completely lose the ability to function socially and I just end up staring at the person, slack-jawed, as they masticate (ugh, there is an ugly word) their cud. Gross gross gross gross

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

If looks could kill, I have several friends who'd be dead thrice over for this, let alone countless strangers. Ugh ugh ugh.

[anirien.livejournal.com]

Ugh. You said it all. :P

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

The problem with losing every last social grace is that I can't then tell people to KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF because what will come out is just me shrieking and hissing and spitting at them. I really need to learn to moderate my responses to shit.

[cbreakr.livejournal.com]

what ever happened to "we are sorry for the inconvenience"?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I don't know, what did happen to it?

[cbreakr.livejournal.com]

Have you read the Hitchhiker's Guide "trilogy"?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Of course I have. I just didn't recognize the reference straight off :P