"You must be joking." "Do I look like I'm joking?" "Well..."

[trinityvixen]

No fucking way.

Basically, the only differences between me and this guy are that a) I'm not evil and b) I don't get his fucking pension and benefits for life for doing JACK SHIT with my time. Otherwise, I could be a US Senator! I use movies to prove my points all the fucking time. Tell me it wouldn't be goddamned HIGH-FUCKING-LARIOUS for US Senator TrinityVixen to get her pant-suited ass up in front of Congress and go, "We need to do what the fuck I say, when the fuck I say it because I heard this guy in this movie that ONLY I HAVE SEEN (taps picture of said guy) said so."

Motherfucker.

Comments

[chuckro.livejournal.com]

You know, there are plenty of perfectly good reasons to oppose the bailout plans. There are some half-decent ones to support them. Why does congress insist on using and harping on the stupidest ones they can come up with for both sides?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Because they forget that what we allow on the campaign trail--McCain's "celebrity" ad, for example--looks re-goddamned-diculous when performed in the Senate chambers. It's not the Houses of Parliament.

(I wish. Gordon Brown flubbed a line about "saving the banks" as "saving the world," and a room full of MPs laughed in his goddamned face, it was great.)

[wellgull.livejournal.com]

Because Congress is composed of people who are appealing to its constituencies, who are predominantly drooling simpletons.