I'm going slightly mad

[trinityvixen]

There is no way to rationalize this, so I'm just going to come out and say it: I have spent the better part of today wishing I had horns.

You heard me: horns. It must still be on my mind from talking about splicing baseball players with goats yesterday. I actually put my fists against the corners of my forehead and tried to imagine what it would be like to have little devil horns there. Or any sort of horns. If I could choose, I'd take Volt Krueger's. (For the two people who'll get this reference, he's the guy who wasn't Kou "GET IT HERE" Leifou" in The Bouncer. Who had horns.)

It's not that I really want horns. I just sort of think I do today. This is very funny to me, seeing as, when I was a wee thing, I got really irritated by the fact that Aries, in this table-top gaming villain group extension full of Zodiac characters, was a big dumb wrester with ram horns. (Really, gamers? That's the best you could do? Ram horns. Ram horns?) I'd take 'em today. Horns.

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[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I'm an Aries, I already have a set of my own. I'm coming around on them, too. Big curly horns coming from my forehead and going back by my ears? It's like a headband. Of HORN.

I always wanted to be a cooler sign. I wanted to be Pisces or Leo. 'Cause I like fish and kitties.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I'm such an Aries, though. I think it's (surprise!) random, and the astrologists pretend that the few examples prove the rule.