Heee!

[trinityvixen]

There are funny, angry people at message boards, not just assholes. This is awesome!

The weird thing about it is that season 4.0 pretty much was The Fox and the Hound, in a nutshell, except then they made season 4.5 into The Fox and the Hound and the Other, Evil, Very Bad Fox Who Deserves Only To Die. It's bizarre -- the show starts with a very strong "you can't wash your hands of the things you've created" message, and then they spend all of season 4.0 exploring cooperation and understanding, which goes very well with that. But then, when Cavil goes "hey, you can have the kid back, I would like to try cooperation and understanding instead" and Tory goes "um, I did something I probably shouldn't have, I hope you guys will cooperate in being understanding about it", the show's answer is NO BLARGH DIE! IN CHOKING AND GUNSHOTS AND FLAMES! WE WASH OUR HANDS OF YOU!

I just fell out laughing over this. For once, roflmao isn't just an obnoxious internet thing to say!

Comments

[viridian.livejournal.com]

LOL, SERIOUSLY.

I am especially entertained that they had ample time to PLAN out this ending -- it wasn't, like in the case of some shows, a situation where they had to scramble to tie up loose ends. And yet, they STILL scrambled to tie up loose ends.

It makes me really, really sure I DON'T want to be a tv writer, because I bet at some point even the writers realized this shit was stupid, but because of what they'd set up, it had to be done anyway.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

DISNEY NEVER MADE THAT SECOND MOVIE. I WONDER WHY NOT?

I think I would have just let the internet vote on the end of this season rather than let the show runners take it their way. The internet, collectively, is less stupid than the people who are supposedly working on this night and day.

[viridian.livejournal.com]

Disney? Second movie?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I WANT TO SEE THE FOX AND THE HOUND BLITZ THE SHIT OUT OF THAT RABIES FOX.

I mean, they did make a sequel to The Fox and the Hound (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Hound_2). I still don't see the part where that one asshole Fox had to die, though. Weird.

[viridian.livejournal.com]

Oh, lol.

That movie used to make me sob uncontrollably as a child. And it had a relatively happy ending! Maybe I was crying because of the lack of MURDER.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

That must have been it. You get all the way to the end and are all like, "That asshole Fox has to die! And his little tramp of a girlfriend fox, too!" And then the dumb dog steps in front of the gun. And the hunter doesn't just shoot them both! What the shit!?

[negativeq.livejournal.com]

HEY! Didn't you say you would lay off the TWOP?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I said I would, you're right. But these are people not being mean to me. I swear, I'm not getting into fights or nothing. I don't even comment on any of the episode/meta threads. I just read, mostly. Honest!

[wellgull.livejournal.com]

GUESS I DON'T NEED TO SEE IT **NOW**

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

SHENANIGANS, SIRRAH. I CALL THEM. Twenty years is too late to be a spoiler.

[wellgull.livejournal.com]

OMG THERE IS NO STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS ON DISNEY MOVIE CLASSICS

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

SOMEDAY, THE PRINCE DOES COME FOR SNOW WHITE.

PINOCCHIO BECOMES A REAL BOY.

CINDERELLA TRIES ON THE GLASS SLIPPER AND MARRIES THE PRINCE.

TRUE LOVE'S KISS WAKES SLEEPING BEAUTY.

BAMBI SURVIVES THE FOREST FIRE.

THE DARLING CHILDREN LEAVE NEVERLAND AND GO BACK HOME.