Here's a thought: why don't you NOT do what you just did?

[trinityvixen]

I'm only three bosses into the game, but just in case, a cut-tag for minor spoilers in The Force Unleashed as I nitpick it.

So. Turns out, the Emperor has not been lobotomized, totally knows what I've been doing, and has Vader kill me. Only he doesn't, see, he just lets the Emperor think that so I can then go out and undermine the Emperor, safely disguised by the fact that I should be dead.

On the one hand, this plot development? AWESOME. Vader himself starting the rebellion? I love it! On the other...couldn't we have come up with this idea before I killed a mess of powerful Jedi? You'd think we could have used them to battle the Emperor--or at least used them to force a conflict with him sooner...

Also, having been responsible for the deaths of Jedi is bound to make me unpopular with the laymen, 's all I'm saying.

Okay, okay, so it's not much of a nitpick and there appears to be actual story to this hack-and-slash. Not that it's much of a hack-and-slash. I've been killed far too many times now for that. I was telling people that there's no shame in dropping a game down into easy mode, so no one shame me if I end up doing that, all right? Seriously, if it hadn't progressed straight into ugly mode when I spent AN HOUR trying to beat one boss, I would have dropped the difficulty right there and then. But you don't kill me over and over (and over and over and over) again that many times for that long without really pissing me off to the point that I won't drop the difficulty out of spite. Because victory was that much sweeter, you COCKFACE.

Comments

[saikogrrl.livejournal.com]

Ahaha I've watched only like 2.5 star wars movies and no Indiana, and even I recognize Ford. You're messing with them, right? XD

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I'm beginning to suspect that that is what's going on.

[hslayer.livejournal.com]

No, I just have near-zero (perhaps negative) celebrity knowledge. Do you have any idea how long I thought Mark Hamill was a figure skater??

[viridian.livejournal.com]

No, I can promise you that he does this sort of thing constantly, so that any time he's talking about a celebrity by name, I can be pretty sure he actually means someone completely different.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

He called Mark Hamill a figure skater. You have to divorce this man. Or else Clockwork Orange his eyes open and force-feed (hee, "Force"-feed) him Star Wars.

NO! WAIT! YOU ALSO ARE A HEATHEN WHO DOES NOT WATCH THE STAR WARS!! YOU MUST STAY TOGETHER AND NOT BREED, LEST YOU TAINT THE REST OF US.

[edgehopper.livejournal.com]

Now, now, he just him confused with Dorothy Hamill, or maybe Scott Hamilton, both Olympic gold medalist figure skaters. Perfectly reasonable error. Sort of.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

No, mistaking him for The Joker would have been a perfectly reasonable error. There is no mistaking Mark Hamill for anyone else. Ever.