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trinityvixenI may have this 52-movies-in-the-theater-a-year issue licked. LICKED, I TELLS YOU. I've already been to one movie this week, and I'm going to head out tonight to another. Then I looked at this list of movies that io9 put up and I all but peed myself with excitement. ALMOST WET MYSELF WITH JOY, PEOPLE.
If I can make it through January and February, the dumping grounds of the cinematic year, I'm golden. And, as I may have already mentioned, I'll have seen two movies in the theater inside of a week. Which means I can safely save the cinematic masterpiece Season of the Witch (featuring Ye Olde Crazye Nicholas Cage) until nearer the end of the month. I may even be able to skip a whole week if I want at this rate. Which means that I'll only have to wait another month for the Nicholas Cage movie of my so-bad-it's-good dreams, Drive Angry. IN 3-D.
Once we're past February, hole-E-shit. The Adjustment Bureau, Apollo 18, Suing the Devil (MALCOLM MACDOWELL IS THE FUCKING DEVIL HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT), Paul, Sucker Punch...and that's just MARCH. I know March is the new June, or whatever, but SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, Hollywood. I won't have any umph left for May! Ha ha ha, that's not even remotely true. But, my God, Source Code, Thor, Priest, Pirates of the Caribbean 4 (Who would I be kidding if I said I wasn't seeing that? NO ONE), X-Men First Class, The Green Lantern, Harry Potter, Captain America, Cowboys and Aliens, Fright Night, The Thing...
In case you missed the memo: urine. URINE, people.
If I can make it through January and February, the dumping grounds of the cinematic year, I'm golden. And, as I may have already mentioned, I'll have seen two movies in the theater inside of a week. Which means I can safely save the cinematic masterpiece Season of the Witch (featuring Ye Olde Crazye Nicholas Cage) until nearer the end of the month. I may even be able to skip a whole week if I want at this rate. Which means that I'll only have to wait another month for the Nicholas Cage movie of my so-bad-it's-good dreams, Drive Angry. IN 3-D.
Once we're past February, hole-E-shit. The Adjustment Bureau, Apollo 18, Suing the Devil (MALCOLM MACDOWELL IS THE FUCKING DEVIL HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT), Paul, Sucker Punch...and that's just MARCH. I know March is the new June, or whatever, but SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, Hollywood. I won't have any umph left for May! Ha ha ha, that's not even remotely true. But, my God, Source Code, Thor, Priest, Pirates of the Caribbean 4 (Who would I be kidding if I said I wasn't seeing that? NO ONE), X-Men First Class, The Green Lantern, Harry Potter, Captain America, Cowboys and Aliens, Fright Night, The Thing...
In case you missed the memo: urine. URINE, people.
