Resolved.

[trinityvixen]

I may have this 52-movies-in-the-theater-a-year issue licked. LICKED, I TELLS YOU. I've already been to one movie this week, and I'm going to head out tonight to another. Then I looked at this list of movies that io9 put up and I all but peed myself with excitement. ALMOST WET MYSELF WITH JOY, PEOPLE.

If I can make it through January and February, the dumping grounds of the cinematic year, I'm golden. And, as I may have already mentioned, I'll have seen two movies in the theater inside of a week. Which means I can safely save the cinematic masterpiece Season of the Witch (featuring Ye Olde Crazye Nicholas Cage) until nearer the end of the month. I may even be able to skip a whole week if I want at this rate. Which means that I'll only have to wait another month for the Nicholas Cage movie of my so-bad-it's-good dreams, Drive Angry. IN 3-D.

Once we're past February, hole-E-shit. The Adjustment Bureau, Apollo 18, Suing the Devil (MALCOLM MACDOWELL IS THE FUCKING DEVIL HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT), Paul, Sucker Punch...and that's just MARCH. I know March is the new June, or whatever, but SLOW THE FUCK DOWN, Hollywood. I won't have any umph left for May! Ha ha ha, that's not even remotely true. But, my God, Source Code, Thor, Priest, Pirates of the Caribbean 4 (Who would I be kidding if I said I wasn't seeing that? NO ONE), X-Men First Class, The Green Lantern, Harry Potter, Captain America, Cowboys and Aliens, Fright Night, The Thing...

In case you missed the memo: urine. URINE, people.

Comments

[lnbw.livejournal.com]

Funny fact: my mom has almost the same goal as you! Or at least she did last year. Her version was "52 recent movies," so a few were DVDs of things that came out during the year. She missed it by one.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

I told my brother-in-law's mother about my plans, and her response was, "Wait, you don't already do that?" So, yeah, this isn't too much of a stretch for me, but I'm still super excited about it!

[viridian.livejournal.com]

I may wander down and see something with you one weekend, as I have resolved to be in NYC once a month!

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

That's awesome! You should come hang out with me every month. You will see so many terrible Nicholas Cage movies, you have no idea.

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

What, Fast and Furious Five isn't on your list?

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, I forgot the Diesel!? Oh man. I gotta see if my mother is available that weekend...

[ivy03.livejournal.com]

Vin Diesel AND the Rock. I AM SO THERE.

[trinityvixen.livejournal.com]

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS.

By which I mean eeeeeeeeeee!