The Rabbit Hole

Michelle Pfeifer as Catwoman - Kill (with extreme prejudice)
Rebecca Romijn as Mystique - F
Rosario Dawson as Gail - Marry (smiling all the way)

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Michelle Pfeifer as Catwoman - F (hey, she did a better job than Halle Berry.

Rebecca Romijin as Mystique - Kill (for marrying that ass John Stamos)

Rosario Dawson - Marry (gotta think long term here.)

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viridian.livejournal.com

Batmans:
I'd kill Adam West because he's so old anyway it won't matter.
I'd fuck Michael Keaton because I'd only have to lie there for about ten minutes and then I'd never have to see him again, and I could marry Christian Bale.

Girls:
Kill Rosario Dawson because I think she used to be on some teen crap WB show
Fuck Mystique
Marry Michelle Pfeifer

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viridian.livejournal.com

Batmen? Batmans? WHICH IS IT?

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Yeah good point. And while on the topic, what about George Clooney? Or Val Kilmer?

...and just to open another can of worms, how about the animated/comic versions?

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We don't count Val or George just because they were so crap. As for animated Batmans, sure! As long as we're talking about The Batman Animated Series Batman versus the Batman-Superman Adventures Batman

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Hrmmm...tough one.

Adam West - Marry (he's old and loaded, come on!!)

Michael Keaton - F (LOVE the idea og buggering Beetlejuice!!!)

Christian Bale - Kill (definitely, him smiling is just TOO creepy.)

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Well, no one said Christian had to smile. I'd prefer it if he didn't.

More! Must do more of these! Someone! List!

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Orlando Bloom Characters:
Legolas (LoTR)
Paris (Troy)
Will Turner (Pirates of the Carribean)

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ::ahem:: eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

F - Paris (he had to be hiding something if Helen wanted him that badly.
Marry - Will Turner (I like pirates)
Kill - Legolas (I won't stay with someone who'll always be prettier than me or who nances...

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lizzatherussian.livejournal.com

Can I say
F
F
F?

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Kiera Knightley...

Elizabeth (Pirates of the Carribean)

Guenivere (King Arthur)

Jules (Bend it like Beckham)

And no comments on them all being the same person!!

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wellgull.livejournal.com

Jules -- F. She was really hot in that movie, but the emotional games/lack of consideration for others' perspectives would probably grow tedious.

Guenivere -- Kill. Because such is the fruit of the Arthur-Movie genre.

Which means...

Elizabeth -- Marry. She was intrepid from a young age, and as the Governor's daughter, is probably loaded.

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well this is easy

Elizabeth - F (oh come off it, she was around that many pirates and her virtue was still intact. Someone has to show the girl how it's done.)

Guenevere - marry (any women who can find herself battle ready a short while after having her dislocated fingers popped into place is a women I would want to have children with. Plus she's an ancient celt ^_^)

Jules - Kill (...I guess. Odd one out really. Plus I never saw Bend it like Beckham. I guess I'm a bit old school in my tastes).

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F ALL the Orlando Blooms!!!!!

BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSSSSS

(It's even more fun when the choices are all hideous, or if they are inanimate objects. Like once Dayle was like "F MARRY KILL: Garden State Parkway, New Jersey Turnpike, or Brooklyn Queens Expressway" (or something like that). SO AWESOME

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In which case:

Kill The BQE
F the Garden State (it's good on occasion)
Marry the Jersey Turnpike....YESSSSSSS It goes zoom zoom zoom!

Hey, inanimated objects are a good idea:

F, Marry, Kill:
McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's?

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wellgull.livejournal.com

KILL KILL KILL

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Since we already have Bats, how can we ignore Superman?

Chistopher Reeve (as he was in Superman2)

Tom Welling

Dean Kaine (sp?)

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viridian.livejournal.com

I'll go first.

Nobody wants to say that they'll kill Christopher Reeve, so I'll be the bastard and point out that he's already dead, plus he was probably more contemporary with when they killed Superman in the actual comics.

Tom Welling's Clark is both clearly gay and also too dumb to be marriage material, so he gets a good F'ing.

Dean Cain is still reasonably hot and played Superman as a few IQ points brighter than Tom Welling, so he gets to be married.

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Why does everyone seem to think Tom Welling's Clark is gay? Just because he likes to play hide the salami with Lex doesn't mean he's *gay*. He got married to a woman, didn't he? Sure, the relationship was never consummated, but still! And yes, he hangs with fag-hag Lana...oh dear...

Regardless:

F Tom Welling
Uh, Be a Daughter to Christopher Reeve (I get special exception to this marry/f rule because he looks like my father and that's just too weird)
KILL DEAN CAIN--HE IS A TERRIBLE ACTOR AND LOOKS LIKE SHITE WITH HIS SHIRT OFF (versus Tom, the wonderfully ab'd if fey, Welling, who needs to have his shirt off more)

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negativeq.livejournal.com

The Batmen:

Marry Adam West ($$$$)
F Michale Keaton (if I must)
Kill Christian Bale (since I don't know who he is)

The Ladies:
Marry Michelle Pfeiffer
F Mystique (too scary to marry)
Kill Rosario Dawson (who is she anyway?)

Orlando Bloom Personas:
Kill Paris (I always hated him)
F Legolas (not many men look this attractive)
Marry Will Turner

Keira Knightly Personas:
F Elizabeth Swann
KILL Guinevere (hate the character more than I hate Paris)
Marry Jules (process of elimination here)

The Supermen:
I am leaving poor Christopher Reeve alone.
Marry Tom Welling (I'd be his beard. TW's Superman does not go for the ladies.)
F Dean Cait (beefcake!)

And now a F/M/K from me:
Michelle Rodriguez playing as:
1. Rain (Resident Evil)
2. Diana (Girlfight)
3. Eden (Blue Crush)

Some more!
1. Dumbledore (Potter)
2. Gandalf (LOTR)
3. Schmendrick (Last Unicorn)

1. Teri Hatcher Lois Lane
2. Erica Durance Lois Lane
3. Margot Kidder Lois Lane

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This is Rosario Dawson

As for...

Michelle Rodriguez:
Rain - Kill (I'm sorry but I'm not a necrophiliac, even if the dead is moving)

Diana - Marry (...do I really need to say anything ^_^)

Eden - F (kind of out of default. I'm not big on the sun and sand thing. Give me a beach on a rainy day anytime.)

Lois Lane: (I really just wanted to say kill across the board on this one)

Teri Hatcher - F (not marriage material at all, and I'm saving my kill choice for a certain someone)

Erica Durance - Marry (of the 3 she has the closest characteristic as to what I would find acceptable)

Margot Kidder - Kill, kill, kill (The worse of the three. Someone come put her out of her misery)

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I don't know the Michelle Rodriguez characters other than Rain, so I'll have to pass on that one.

F Gandalf
Marry Schmendrick
Kill Dumbledore (sorry, he just doesn't do it for me, no one from harry potter does, except maybe Daniel Radcliffe when he's a few years older)

As for the Loises, all I would do is kill all of them, so I guess I can't answer that one either

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Michelle Rodriguez playing as:
1. Rain (Resident Evil) Kill (Oh right, she's already dead)
2. Diana (Girlfight) F (Gotta LOVE an active screw)
3. Eden (Blue Crush) Marry (Doooood, she already HAS a place in HI!!)

1. Dumbledore (Potter)Kill (yet agin, he's already dead!!)
2. Gandalf (LOTR) Marry (SOME of that magic knowledge has to rub off)
3. Schmendrick (Last Unicorn) F (Process of elimination)

1. Teri Hatcher Lois Lane F (pretty, but old)
2. Erica Durance Lois Lane Marry (What can I say, I'm a sucker even for dirty blondes *Bow Chikka Bow-wow*)
3. Margot Kidder Lois Lane Kill (Can't stand druggies)

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Which Devil would you Marry/F/Kill?

Jack Nicholson in Witches of Eastwick
Al Pacino in Devil's Advocate
Viggo Mortensen in The Prophecy

What unearthly vixen would you Marry/F/Kill?

Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled
Natasha Henstridge in Species
Izabella Scorupco in Exorcist: The Beginning

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F Al
Marry Viggo (dear Lord, was he amazing in that)
Kill Jack

F Natasha
Marry Elizabeth (gorgeous and British)
Kill Izabella (dunno who she is)

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