Star Wars the spoiler-y review
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trinityvixenThe Revenge of the Sith is easily the best of the three prequels, which isn't saying much but is no less true. I don't know why everyone puts this on a level with The Return of the Jedi though it could be close. In terms of annoyance, I've never had any problem with the Ewoks or the yub-yub song, whereas with Sith I definitely hated all the love scenes and basically anything having to do with Padme Amidala.
The things I loved:
--It's all about Obi-Wan, bay-bee. I'd like to think I'm not biased just because it's Ewan, though I probably am. Still, I was appreciating his Kenobi for reasons other than aesthetics (Ryan Reynolds' recent films aside, I like my men shaved). I think his story is the most absorbing and unfulfilled, not Vader's. Vader is ultimately redeemed and purged of his sins. Obi-Wan, though negligent and perhaps not the best teacher in the world, had his heart always in the right place and still lost much he held dear. The scene with Anakin apologizing to him for his brashness was one of the best Hayden Christiansen had--you could almost feel how much it must hurt Anakin's pride to be able to humble himself thusly. Obi-Wan's reception of it was a tad formal, an innocent mistake of too low enthusiasm and encouragement that probably haunts him for the next twenty years as he watches Luke mature.
--On the heels of that last bit, I like that Obi-Wan doesn't set out to kill Vader. It bothered the crap out of me that Mace Windu decided to execute Sidious, something which Anakin tells us point-blank is NOT the way of the Jedi after he kills Dooku (though he is less upset by the murder than he is with himself for breaking another rule on impulse). Obi-Wan goes to find Anakin and rescue him, even after he's seen what he did to all the Jedi, even the younglings (this term alternately cracks me up and makes me want to cry in light of the tragedy). That Anakin jumps to the conclusion that Obi-Wan has manipulated him and turned his wife against him is utterly believable because Obi-Wan is so heart-breakingly calm, the opposite of the impassioned Sith Anakin has become.
--The final scene in the movie. One of the most visually and aurally iconic scenes in all of sci-fi, let alone Star Wars is that of Luke standing in the twin sunset of Tatooine. Right then, the music crescendoed beautifully, the lighting was brilliant, and it was perfect for being only a slight reminder of the extra-terrestrial nature of this opera. For Sith to end with Owen and Beru Lars holding up Luke to the sunset was genius. It may seem like a derivative allusion to the first trilogy, like the constant repetition of "I've got a bad feeling about this," but this is not the case. I see it as a deep and involved hint of what's to come for Luke and why he does not end up like his father. Obi-Wan and Yoda both have been shown to be not the best teachers when it comes to passionate, impulsive, gifted students (given their respective failures with Dooku and Anakin). The Lars' influence is part of a tripartite father figure that forms the male role model for Luke. Anakin is the biological father that provides the raw skill and talent; Owen Lars is the caring, down-to-earth parent who imparts morals and sense of duty; Obi-Wan Kenobi is the educator and teacher who shapes the pupil into the man. The retrospective Owen and his wife, staring at the sunset unsure of the dawn, is a metaphor for their struggles to come and a sad reminder their fates.
--The reconstruction of Anakin as Vader. At last, it makes sense. I never understood or tried to find any explanation for Vader's particular problem, though given the thickness of his suit, it should have been obvious that he was basically wearing a burn victim's protective stocking. The mask as a breathing mask, and its alterations to Vader's senses, this is all brilliant.
--Yoda. Y-O-D-A. Yo-yo-yo-yoda. However you want to say it, Yoda is amazing and fun and you can see some of the crazy old creature that shows up in Empire. Love you, Yoda.
Things I Didn't Like: (I could make this 'things I hated,' but I wasn't really in hate with much except the aforementioned love-affair nonsense)
--That Obi-Wan not only let Anakin be burned but cut off his limbs was a bit more of a surprise and an unnecessary one at that. To his credit, Obi-Wan warned Anakin against his final move, though his warning was probably indecipherable in battle language. When he told Anakin not to press the attack, it seemed more like a plea for Anakin not to force Obi-Wan to kill him, and a weak plea it was at that, since Anakin seemed to have various advantages over Obi-Wan as a warrior (youth, passion, innate skill, and fierce desire to win). The maiming wasn't as awful as it might have been because the various limbs being hacked off at every opportunity dulled the effect. The burning was awful, and that Obi-Wan did not prevent it was horrid. He could easily have force-pulled Anakin up and left him, mutilated but otherwise unimpaired, and left him to his fate. It seemed like it was a selfish desire of Obi-Wan's to see the man he knew literally burned away--so if they ever met again, remembering that Anakin was foe would be easier.
--The resolution of Padme's fate. She dies like a Victorian heroine--complications from childbirth (perhaps the reason the Jedi aren't allowed to breed? Somebody tell Han and Leia...). It's fucking ridiculous, a far-too-easy out for a character who'd become useless except as a barometer of shock to judge Anakin's obviously outrageous, unacceptable behavior. In my head, I believed that Lucas would find a way to reconcile Padme with the line from Jedi where Leia says she remembers her mother being sad. It seemed like it would add to the believability of Anakin's swap for the dark side if Padme abandoned him for another man, saying that Leia was actually Bail Organa's. There were hints that something like this was influencing Anakin, particularly in his jealousy/mistrust of Obi-Wan. (not that I blame him--I wouldn't want my wife getting cozy with Ewan McGregor either if I were a fugly man-boy slut like Hayden Christiansen). I think it would add to Vader's ability to stop caring about anyone if Padme were around as a living reminder of the fact that all had turned against him first and that even someone he would never betray had turned on him. As it stands, Padme gets wiped out for the sake of convenience and Leia's bittersweet memory is rendered less potent for being related about a character who has no lines and is only ever seen once (contrast Mrs. Organa's non-entity as a parental figure, and Bail Organa's too for that matter, with the care and attention given Luke's patronage, and you start to understand that Lucas, like Tolkien really just has no idea how to effectively use women).
--The throw-away mention of Qui-Gonn. If he's not appearing, don't mention him. If it's essential for some never-to-be-made movie that explains Obi-Wan's time in the deep desert of Tatooine, save it for the eventual novelization. If there's anything worse than a deus ex machina, it's one that's mentioned and not even ever used.
--Dooku's death. Why even bother getting poor Christopher Lee out of bed for third movies any more? He got bupkis in the theatrical version of The Return of the King and he gets to look upset about possibly losing his head to a kid whose father wasn't even born when he was in his hey-day...before he does lose it.
--Obi-Wan being knocked out but otherwise uninjured by Dooku. A floor practically falls on his legs, but he's just got a bump on the noggin and he's fine...? WTF?
I think that's it.
The first three movies have led people to say that Star Wars is Anakin's story. I disagree. I still say it's Luke's story. The prequels show the innate personality problems that Luke is born to combat, the gap between the prequels and the originals contain the formative years, and the originals track Luke's final maturation. If anything, Star Wars is a study of history. The sins of the father and all that are a bit overwraught but still very effective. If the prequels contributed anything, I'd say they made Mark Hamill's Luke much more stomachable. Just think: he could have been Hayden Christiansen. Imagine the awkward performances they could get if they filmed the Mara/Luke courtship...sooooo glad Luke and Leia ended up siblings. Harrison Ford does romantic lead sooooooo much better.
Other than the excessive commentary above, I think I'm more or less resolved to this. The best that can be said of Episode III is that I have an absolutely burning itch to watch the originals again. In mood, it matched to Empire which was then the one I wanted to watch most, but I'd watch Star Wars: A New Hope with new eyes. That's never been my favorite (I will watch Jedi if given a choice), but if I could see the interaction between Vader and Obi-Wan again, especially Obi-Wan's death in front of Luke, I bet I'd just cry. Their interaction was probably the best thing going about Sith, and to see how the new movie infuses the old, reserved confrontation will be just heart-breaking. Must get my hands on the old VHS...
The things I loved:
--It's all about Obi-Wan, bay-bee. I'd like to think I'm not biased just because it's Ewan, though I probably am. Still, I was appreciating his Kenobi for reasons other than aesthetics (Ryan Reynolds' recent films aside, I like my men shaved). I think his story is the most absorbing and unfulfilled, not Vader's. Vader is ultimately redeemed and purged of his sins. Obi-Wan, though negligent and perhaps not the best teacher in the world, had his heart always in the right place and still lost much he held dear. The scene with Anakin apologizing to him for his brashness was one of the best Hayden Christiansen had--you could almost feel how much it must hurt Anakin's pride to be able to humble himself thusly. Obi-Wan's reception of it was a tad formal, an innocent mistake of too low enthusiasm and encouragement that probably haunts him for the next twenty years as he watches Luke mature.
--On the heels of that last bit, I like that Obi-Wan doesn't set out to kill Vader. It bothered the crap out of me that Mace Windu decided to execute Sidious, something which Anakin tells us point-blank is NOT the way of the Jedi after he kills Dooku (though he is less upset by the murder than he is with himself for breaking another rule on impulse). Obi-Wan goes to find Anakin and rescue him, even after he's seen what he did to all the Jedi, even the younglings (this term alternately cracks me up and makes me want to cry in light of the tragedy). That Anakin jumps to the conclusion that Obi-Wan has manipulated him and turned his wife against him is utterly believable because Obi-Wan is so heart-breakingly calm, the opposite of the impassioned Sith Anakin has become.
--The final scene in the movie. One of the most visually and aurally iconic scenes in all of sci-fi, let alone Star Wars is that of Luke standing in the twin sunset of Tatooine. Right then, the music crescendoed beautifully, the lighting was brilliant, and it was perfect for being only a slight reminder of the extra-terrestrial nature of this opera. For Sith to end with Owen and Beru Lars holding up Luke to the sunset was genius. It may seem like a derivative allusion to the first trilogy, like the constant repetition of "I've got a bad feeling about this," but this is not the case. I see it as a deep and involved hint of what's to come for Luke and why he does not end up like his father. Obi-Wan and Yoda both have been shown to be not the best teachers when it comes to passionate, impulsive, gifted students (given their respective failures with Dooku and Anakin). The Lars' influence is part of a tripartite father figure that forms the male role model for Luke. Anakin is the biological father that provides the raw skill and talent; Owen Lars is the caring, down-to-earth parent who imparts morals and sense of duty; Obi-Wan Kenobi is the educator and teacher who shapes the pupil into the man. The retrospective Owen and his wife, staring at the sunset unsure of the dawn, is a metaphor for their struggles to come and a sad reminder their fates.
--The reconstruction of Anakin as Vader. At last, it makes sense. I never understood or tried to find any explanation for Vader's particular problem, though given the thickness of his suit, it should have been obvious that he was basically wearing a burn victim's protective stocking. The mask as a breathing mask, and its alterations to Vader's senses, this is all brilliant.
--Yoda. Y-O-D-A. Yo-yo-yo-yoda. However you want to say it, Yoda is amazing and fun and you can see some of the crazy old creature that shows up in Empire. Love you, Yoda.
Things I Didn't Like: (I could make this 'things I hated,' but I wasn't really in hate with much except the aforementioned love-affair nonsense)
--That Obi-Wan not only let Anakin be burned but cut off his limbs was a bit more of a surprise and an unnecessary one at that. To his credit, Obi-Wan warned Anakin against his final move, though his warning was probably indecipherable in battle language. When he told Anakin not to press the attack, it seemed more like a plea for Anakin not to force Obi-Wan to kill him, and a weak plea it was at that, since Anakin seemed to have various advantages over Obi-Wan as a warrior (youth, passion, innate skill, and fierce desire to win). The maiming wasn't as awful as it might have been because the various limbs being hacked off at every opportunity dulled the effect. The burning was awful, and that Obi-Wan did not prevent it was horrid. He could easily have force-pulled Anakin up and left him, mutilated but otherwise unimpaired, and left him to his fate. It seemed like it was a selfish desire of Obi-Wan's to see the man he knew literally burned away--so if they ever met again, remembering that Anakin was foe would be easier.
--The resolution of Padme's fate. She dies like a Victorian heroine--complications from childbirth (perhaps the reason the Jedi aren't allowed to breed? Somebody tell Han and Leia...). It's fucking ridiculous, a far-too-easy out for a character who'd become useless except as a barometer of shock to judge Anakin's obviously outrageous, unacceptable behavior. In my head, I believed that Lucas would find a way to reconcile Padme with the line from Jedi where Leia says she remembers her mother being sad. It seemed like it would add to the believability of Anakin's swap for the dark side if Padme abandoned him for another man, saying that Leia was actually Bail Organa's. There were hints that something like this was influencing Anakin, particularly in his jealousy/mistrust of Obi-Wan. (not that I blame him--I wouldn't want my wife getting cozy with Ewan McGregor either if I were a fugly man-boy slut like Hayden Christiansen). I think it would add to Vader's ability to stop caring about anyone if Padme were around as a living reminder of the fact that all had turned against him first and that even someone he would never betray had turned on him. As it stands, Padme gets wiped out for the sake of convenience and Leia's bittersweet memory is rendered less potent for being related about a character who has no lines and is only ever seen once (contrast Mrs. Organa's non-entity as a parental figure, and Bail Organa's too for that matter, with the care and attention given Luke's patronage, and you start to understand that Lucas, like Tolkien really just has no idea how to effectively use women).
--The throw-away mention of Qui-Gonn. If he's not appearing, don't mention him. If it's essential for some never-to-be-made movie that explains Obi-Wan's time in the deep desert of Tatooine, save it for the eventual novelization. If there's anything worse than a deus ex machina, it's one that's mentioned and not even ever used.
--Dooku's death. Why even bother getting poor Christopher Lee out of bed for third movies any more? He got bupkis in the theatrical version of The Return of the King and he gets to look upset about possibly losing his head to a kid whose father wasn't even born when he was in his hey-day...before he does lose it.
--Obi-Wan being knocked out but otherwise uninjured by Dooku. A floor practically falls on his legs, but he's just got a bump on the noggin and he's fine...? WTF?
I think that's it.
The first three movies have led people to say that Star Wars is Anakin's story. I disagree. I still say it's Luke's story. The prequels show the innate personality problems that Luke is born to combat, the gap between the prequels and the originals contain the formative years, and the originals track Luke's final maturation. If anything, Star Wars is a study of history. The sins of the father and all that are a bit overwraught but still very effective. If the prequels contributed anything, I'd say they made Mark Hamill's Luke much more stomachable. Just think: he could have been Hayden Christiansen. Imagine the awkward performances they could get if they filmed the Mara/Luke courtship...sooooo glad Luke and Leia ended up siblings. Harrison Ford does romantic lead sooooooo much better.
Other than the excessive commentary above, I think I'm more or less resolved to this. The best that can be said of Episode III is that I have an absolutely burning itch to watch the originals again. In mood, it matched to Empire which was then the one I wanted to watch most, but I'd watch Star Wars: A New Hope with new eyes. That's never been my favorite (I will watch Jedi if given a choice), but if I could see the interaction between Vader and Obi-Wan again, especially Obi-Wan's death in front of Luke, I bet I'd just cry. Their interaction was probably the best thing going about Sith, and to see how the new movie infuses the old, reserved confrontation will be just heart-breaking. Must get my hands on the old VHS...
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Date: 2005-05-24 02:09 pm (UTC)LOL, that just sounds so much like an American Pie statement =-รพ
As for the Anakin getting torched scene, part of me believes that it may have been Obi-Wan's intervention that caused him to get burned in the first place. Assuming it wasn't just bad film making; did you notice in both the before and after scenes that Anakin was a few feet away from the lava flow? It was only just before he was set ablaze that he was really close to it. One could make the argument that it was Obi-Wan's use of the force that brought Anakin in contact with the lava. Of course this line of thinking comes with it's own can of worms, however if it was a sub-conscious expression of Obi-Wan's inner turmoil (after all Jedi are suppose to keep there emotions in check to prevent the force from getting wonky).
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