1. I missed book group last night. It had been pushed back from Monday night on which, of course, I started playing Jedi Knight and could only think about getting as far along in it to get the lightsabre last night. So, I missed book group. My bad.
2. The first thing I said to Carrie when she got back from the ER: I have a lightsabre now!
3. I spent much of yesterday pondering how much trouble you could get into having sex with Jedi. Or two Jedis. I then thought of Mark Hamill having sex and dry heaved for a while.
4. I've written more posts in the past week about Star Wars than I've written about any other obsession, including my love afair with Ryan Reynold's abs.
5. I've been tempted by the dark side (read: I've googled Star Wars fanfiction, but I can't bring myself to click on any links--I said tempted not seduced; seduced will be clicking on the links, turning to the dark side will be reading).
6. I saw a commercial for the Sith movie-video game and was almost hopeful it wouldn't suck.
7. No, seriously, just think about it. Jedi's have telekinesis. Do you have any idea what that could do for erectile disfunction sufferers the world over?
8. If I were a Jedi, I'd want a green lightsabre. This might seem obvious to anyone who remotely knows me, but I thought about it good and hard for about an hour--an hour! This is a huge decision!
9. My favorite character was always Han Solo. Now, thanks to Ewan McGregor's portrayl in Sith in particular, I really have a love for Obi-Wan. Why did you have to hate Star Wars, Sir Alec? I would have loved you!
10. I'm going to be flamed all to hell if I talk about kinky Force play again, so I'll just say that the bryar pistol rocks for long distance accuracy, I fucking hate Tuskens with bow-casters, and there's a reason that stormtroopers never hit anything: they can fire off bursts of thirty rounds at a stationary enemy and not a one will land (damn lousy rifle...but we love it anyway).
2. The first thing I said to Carrie when she got back from the ER: I have a lightsabre now!
3. I spent much of yesterday pondering how much trouble you could get into having sex with Jedi. Or two Jedis. I then thought of Mark Hamill having sex and dry heaved for a while.
4. I've written more posts in the past week about Star Wars than I've written about any other obsession, including my love afair with Ryan Reynold's abs.
5. I've been tempted by the dark side (read: I've googled Star Wars fanfiction, but I can't bring myself to click on any links--I said tempted not seduced; seduced will be clicking on the links, turning to the dark side will be reading).
6. I saw a commercial for the Sith movie-video game and was almost hopeful it wouldn't suck.
7. No, seriously, just think about it. Jedi's have telekinesis. Do you have any idea what that could do for erectile disfunction sufferers the world over?
8. If I were a Jedi, I'd want a green lightsabre. This might seem obvious to anyone who remotely knows me, but I thought about it good and hard for about an hour--an hour! This is a huge decision!
9. My favorite character was always Han Solo. Now, thanks to Ewan McGregor's portrayl in Sith in particular, I really have a love for Obi-Wan. Why did you have to hate Star Wars, Sir Alec? I would have loved you!
10. I'm going to be flamed all to hell if I talk about kinky Force play again, so I'll just say that the bryar pistol rocks for long distance accuracy, I fucking hate Tuskens with bow-casters, and there's a reason that stormtroopers never hit anything: they can fire off bursts of thirty rounds at a stationary enemy and not a one will land (damn lousy rifle...but we love it anyway).
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Date: 2005-05-25 10:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-05-25 11:27 pm (UTC)I did put my hair up like Sailor Moon once. Sure, I'm a brunette and my hair doesn't reach my toes even when it was down (or before it was cut), but it was fun!
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Date: 2005-05-26 04:03 am (UTC)My own little Sailormoon knots were too short...I think I defaulted to Chibi-Chibi. :-P